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AlioTheFool

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4410 on: November 01, 2017, 11:05:04 AM »
It's more fair to say that I shake my head in bemusement and ignore it. I'd only hate it if I was forced to participate, which I'm not.

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liked Christmas a lot
but the Grinch
who lived just north of Whoville
did not

The Grinch hated Christmas
the whole Christmas season
Now please don't ask why
no one quite knows the reason

It could be
perhaps
that his shoes were too tight.
Or it could be that his head wasn't screwed on just right

But I think that the most likely reason of all
may have been that his heart
was two sizes
too small

But whatever the reason
his heart or his shoes
he stood there on Christmas Eve hating the Whos

Staring down from his cave
with a sour grinchy frown
at the warm lighted windows
below in their town
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4411 on: November 01, 2017, 11:14:00 AM »
ARE YOU FROM LONDON??

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4412 on: November 01, 2017, 01:20:23 PM »
Well I had a great time last night. Halloween brings out the whores.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4413 on: November 01, 2017, 02:55:47 PM »
Not her style, so again. Moot point.


You are no fun, lol. You and puck just don't answer questions anymore.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4414 on: November 01, 2017, 02:58:26 PM »
Weird is just an odd reason to be so against something. Everything we do is actually pretty weird.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4415 on: November 01, 2017, 03:44:42 PM »
Weird is just an odd reason to be so against something. Everything we do is actually pretty weird.

It's funny that you've chosen to read it that way. "He doesn't get this thing I really like so he's now my mortal enemy!" Go back a couple of pages and read the discussion from the beginning. Badger has a coworker who thinks it's weird, and I agreed with her. I've said a number of times I don't care about it, I just think everything about it is a bit fucked up.

Halloween's like having a foot fetish; I don't get it and I think it's a strange thing to enjoy, but clearly some people do and as long as they don't expect me to get involved then I don't really care if they're getting their rocks off.

Although try and make a case that going out drinking in New York dressed as a terrorist isn't a weird thing to do. I dare you.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4416 on: November 01, 2017, 03:49:24 PM »
JE doesn't have kids.

JE doesn't want kids.

JE doesn't like Halloween, doesn't have a reason to like Halloween, and I'm not sure why anyone expects him to or cares.

Lost in all this is that Tommy wore the rapiest costume possible and no one even batted an eye.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4417 on: November 01, 2017, 03:57:10 PM »
JE is a grouch.

Tommy is a predator.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4418 on: November 01, 2017, 03:57:52 PM »
Hahahaha
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4419 on: November 01, 2017, 04:09:33 PM »
JE doesn't have kids.

JE doesn't want kids.

JE doesn't like Halloween, doesn't have a reason to like Halloween, and I'm not sure why anyone expects him to or cares.

Lost in all this is that Tommy wore the rapiest costume possible and no one even batted an eye.

That’s fine. He’s allowed to not like or like Halloween just like everyone else. Stating that little kids dressing up or going trick or treating is weird or something they shouldn’t do makes you come off like a grumpy old man and anyone here is free to tell him such.
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Annoyances
« Reply #4420 on: November 01, 2017, 04:20:40 PM »
40 year old Japanese chick staying with me, we met some 21 year old at the bar who wanted a threesome. Unfortunately the Japanese chick wasn't into it.



The 21 year old kept trying though.



Brought her home with us for one last shot, so when it didn't happen I decided to treat her like one of my cats with my laser pointer. Good times.



Sorry, supposed to be a gif:

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4421 on: November 01, 2017, 04:31:22 PM »


You are no fun, lol. You and puck just don't answer questions anymore.

Hahaha I couldn't do it in the Stranger Things thread, I would have really been yanking your chain. I hadn't even started watching it yet. Lmao As it is I got Alio....... yeah I was trolling.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4422 on: November 01, 2017, 05:41:03 PM »
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4423 on: November 01, 2017, 05:48:23 PM »



20 minutes later, I'm still laughing.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4424 on: November 01, 2017, 07:19:08 PM »
I can't stop watching it.