Annoyances

[Tommy]

I just made the mistake of asking the "X days til Friday!" guy how it was going and he nearly came in his pants. "I'm GREAT! It's FRIDAY!"

[Tommy]

[Badger]

I think the appropriate response would have been "delete your account."

[Johnny English]

When you have new neighbours move in and it isn't a hot chick.

[Fenwyr]

When you have new neighbours move in and it isn't a hot chick.

A thousand times this.

[d sw0rdz]

When you have new neighbours move in and it isn't a hot chick.

the world likes to try to achieve balance, the least you can do is be the hot dude moving somewhere and soon enough you'll see that there are hot women living around you

[d sw0rdz]

i feel like the level of annoyance/anger i've had against those chevy commercials has reached an obnoxious level recently

i don't know if i'll be able to handle another 'unpaid actor' uttering the statement 'chevy's really stepping up their game!' word for word just like that

in one of the commercials they tell the actors there they have to read off all the awards chevy won, and this one bitch goes 'wow omg omg, lots of pressure'

the freak bitch, where the freak is the pressure, they are freaking asking you to read

so stupid

[IATA]

When you have new neighbours move in and it isn't a hot chick.

i got a new neighbor recently, shes pretty hot and stuff, but shes an idiot who leaves her dog locked in the basement all day and dosent do excrement except get plowed by random dudes. im pretty sure ive seen a different dude mowing her lawn the last 3 times it was mowed, what i can assume is the friday hookup thanking her

[guinness77]

i feel like the level of annoyance/anger i've had against those chevy commercials has reached an obnoxious level recently

i don't know if i'll be able to handle another 'unpaid actor' uttering the statement 'chevy's really stepping up their game!' word for word just like that

in one of the commercials they tell the actors there they have to read off all the awards chevy won, and this one bitch goes 'wow omg omg, lots of pressure'

the freak bitch, where the freak is the pressure, they are freaking asking you to read

so stupid

Hahaha

They really do say the stupidest excrement

[guinness77]

i got a new neighbor recently, shes pretty hot and stuff, but shes an idiot who leaves her dog locked in the basement all day and dosent do excrement except get plowed by random dudes. im pretty sure ive seen a different dude mowing her lawn the last 3 times it was mowed, what i can assume is the friday hookup thanking her

Mowing her lawn...bhahaha

[SixFeetDeep]

i got a new neighbor recently, shes pretty hot and stuff, but shes an idiot who leaves her dog locked in the basement all day and dosent do excrement except get plowed by random dudes. im pretty sure ive seen a different dude mowing her lawn the last 3 times it was mowed, what i can assume is the friday hookup thanking her

This bitch deserves a fresh minting

[Badger]

This bitch deserves a fresh minting

Plus can you imagine how good a freshly mowed mint lawn would smell?

[guinness77]

Plus can you imagine how good a freshly mowed mint lawn would smell?

Smells better than desperation and skank sex, that's for sure.

[AlioTheFool]

Smells better than desperation and skank sex, that's for sure.

"The Smell of Skank Sex" is the name of my unauthorized Tommy biography.

[Tommy]

"The Smell of Skank Sex" is the name of my unauthorized Tommy biography.

Hahahahaha