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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4275 on: March 25, 2017, 09:57:11 AM »
Have you uncultured heathens never had au poivre?

We don't like that foreign Mexican-type crud around these parts.  I'm gonna build a wall around it.

I googled it.  Why would anyone put semen on their steak?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4276 on: March 25, 2017, 10:38:31 AM »
Have you uncultured heathens never had au poivre?

Sounds pretentious

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4277 on: March 25, 2017, 01:51:48 PM »
We don't like that foreign Mexican-type crud around these parts.  I'm gonna build a wall around it.

I googled it.  Why would anyone other than puck put semen on their steak?

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4278 on: March 25, 2017, 03:06:05 PM »
We don't like that foreign Mexican-type crud around these parts.  I'm gonna build a wall around it.

I googled it.  Why would anyone put semen on their steak?

Like I said. You're an uncultured heathen.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4279 on: March 25, 2017, 03:28:05 PM »
Like I said. You're an uncultured heathen.
Is it because I don't like semen on my steak? And yes I am.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4280 on: March 25, 2017, 03:35:23 PM »
Is it because I don't like semen on my steak? And yes I am.

If your spunk looks like pepper sauce then you should probably make an appointment with your doctor.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4281 on: March 25, 2017, 08:48:05 PM »
Have you uncultured heathens never had au poivre?

Done right it's fantastic.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4282 on: March 28, 2017, 11:28:02 AM »
"Rachel Dolezal, the former head of an NAACP chapter who for years passed herself off as black, is giving some context about how her upbringing shaped her search for identity in her new memoir.

Now identifying as trans-black, Dolezal sat down with NBCBLK to discuss how her identity challenges white supremacy and why she just couldn't be a white ally."


Ugggh, just stop, this is not a thing.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4283 on: March 28, 2017, 11:58:12 AM »
"Rachel Dolezal, the former head of an NAACP chapter who for years passed herself off as black, is giving some context about how her upbringing shaped her search for identity in her new memoir.

Now identifying as trans-black, Dolezal sat down with NBCBLK to discuss how her identity challenges white supremacy and why she just couldn't be a white ally."


Ugggh, just stop, this is not a thing.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4284 on: March 28, 2017, 11:58:40 AM »
"Rachel Dolezal, the former head of an NAACP chapter who for years passed herself off as black, is giving some context about how her upbringing shaped her search for identity in her new memoir.

Now identifying as trans-black, Dolezal sat down with NBCBLK to discuss how her identity challenges white supremacy and why she just couldn't be a white ally."


Ugggh, just stop, this is not a thing.
Yeah, I am accepting as they come to most things, but trans anything does annoy me.

You are either born a boy or a girl.  I don't care which you prefer to sleep with, but you either have junk, or you do not have junk.

This bitch reminds me of Malibu's Most Wanted.

In all seriousness, and I hope you guys understand, I was born trans-billionaire.  It is unfair that society cannot accept that.  I deserve the right to live in any mansion I wish, but the laws prevent me from doing so.  Please support my cause.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4285 on: March 28, 2017, 12:00:14 PM »
"Rachel Dolezal, the former head of an NAACP chapter who for years passed herself off as black, is giving some context about how her upbringing shaped her search for identity in her new memoir.

Now identifying as trans-black, Dolezal sat down with NBCBLK to discuss how her identity challenges white supremacy and why she just couldn't be a white ally."


Ugggh, just stop, this is not a thing.
I don't know what any of this means.  I'm just going to pretend I didn't see it and go about my day.

PS- if a white guy hit on her in a bar, how does the conversation go from there?  Does it go bad because he's white or a guy. 

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4286 on: March 28, 2017, 01:45:16 PM »
i don't know what state of mind you have to be in to not be able to see that the same reasons people got mad when she was calling herself 'black' would still apply when she calls herself 'trans-black'

actually, calling herself 'trans-black' is probably worse

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4287 on: March 29, 2017, 01:57:08 AM »
Let me slap a term from that other thing onto this thing and call myself that


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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4288 on: April 21, 2017, 08:12:44 AM »
I just made the mistake of asking the "X days til Friday!" guy how it was going and he nearly came in his pants. "I'm GREAT! It's FRIDAY!"
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4289 on: April 21, 2017, 08:18:15 AM »
I just made the mistake of asking the "X days til Friday!" guy how it was going and he nearly came in his pants. "I'm GREAT! It's FRIDAY!"


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