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Tommy

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4230 on: February 26, 2017, 09:50:07 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on February 26, 2017, 09:04:35 PM
24 year old JE didn't give a excrement about the Miami Dolphins or towels. TBH, 43 year old JE doesn't care that much.

I was referring to the renovating your basement, wife buying towels, etc.
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Fenwyr

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4231 on: February 27, 2017, 01:31:10 PM »
Quote from: Badger on February 26, 2017, 09:22:50 PM
When my parents went to Miami they bought me a beach towel that says YOLO on it in giant lettering. When they gave it to me I just left it at their house.
I should get some credit for never looking up what yolo means.

Didnt hear a bieber, swift, or jonas tune for at least 5 years either.

My bubble bunker is strong.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4232 on: February 28, 2017, 10:46:42 AM »
Quote from: Tommyanne on February 26, 2017, 08:56:42 PM
Hahahaha I forgot about that guy. He was in love with sayuki.

Only you would catfish somebody to get dick pics
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4233 on: February 28, 2017, 11:02:46 AM »
look at this bundle of sticks. what kind of bundle of sticks sucks my dick? you queer!
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Tommy

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4234 on: February 28, 2017, 03:14:21 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on February 28, 2017, 10:46:42 AM
Only you would catfish somebody to get dick pics

Hahahaha
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4235 on: March 22, 2017, 05:13:03 PM »
When my wife gets on a hippie/natural kick and cleans the floors with vinegar.  I hate vinegar smell.  Smells like a freaking foot.  I'd rather my dog use his derriere to clean the floor. 
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Fenwyr

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4236 on: March 22, 2017, 05:23:06 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on March 22, 2017, 05:13:03 PM
When my wife gets on a hippie/natural kick and cleans the floors with vinegar.  I hate vinegar smell.  Smells like a freaking foot.  I'd rather my dog use his derriere to clean the floor.
Why vinegar?  I was born from hippies and haven't heard that one.



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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4237 on: March 22, 2017, 05:55:25 PM »
Quote from: Fenwyr on March 22, 2017, 05:23:06 PM
Why vinegar?  I was born from hippies and haven't heard that one.



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Google it man. All kinds of people clean with vinegar. I don't really care whether it does a good job cleaning or how safe it is, it smells like feet.
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IATA

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4238 on: March 22, 2017, 06:17:50 PM »
MY WIFE DOES THE SAME excrement freak I HATE IT


its awful. so bad
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4239 on: March 22, 2017, 06:23:10 PM »
i put some malt vinegar on my fries about 30 mins ago.

/real talk
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4240 on: March 22, 2017, 06:31:41 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on March 22, 2017, 06:23:10 PM
i put some malt vinegar on my fries about 30 mins ago.

/real talk
Voutine?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4241 on: March 22, 2017, 06:39:32 PM »
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4242 on: March 22, 2017, 06:46:49 PM »
Douches are made of vinegar, no wonder Bo doesn't like himself.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4243 on: March 22, 2017, 07:14:24 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on March 22, 2017, 06:46:49 PM
Douches are made of vinegar, no wonder Bo doesn't like himself.
I knew you'd bring up douche.
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Fenwyr

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4244 on: March 22, 2017, 08:05:44 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on March 22, 2017, 05:55:25 PM
Google it man. All kinds of people clean with vinegar. I don't really care whether it does a good job cleaning or how safe it is, it smells like feet.
Try to get her interested in old school Listerine.  Smells like death in a hospital, but still better than feet.

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