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bojanglesman

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4215 on: February 10, 2017, 04:38:16 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on February 10, 2017, 04:29:42 PM
Or as Tommy calls it, Tuesday night.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4216 on: February 10, 2017, 04:51:45 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on February 10, 2017, 04:29:42 PM
Or as Tommy calls it, Tuesday night.

Hahahaha
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4217 on: February 10, 2017, 10:01:09 PM »
Quote from: Badger on February 10, 2017, 07:47:18 AM
But my Aryan features doe

You own an oven and shower?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4218 on: February 11, 2017, 09:25:07 AM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on February 10, 2017, 10:01:09 PM
You own an oven and shower?
No but I do
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4219 on: February 21, 2017, 08:31:04 AM »
Girls that drag out vowel sounds with the valley girl accent.  "I jaaast think you should taaaaaaak to him."

Also the vocal fry.

https://www.theblot.com/girls-use-vocal-fry-extremely-annoying-7715011
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Tommy

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4220 on: February 21, 2017, 09:20:22 AM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on February 21, 2017, 08:31:04 AM
Girls that drag out vowel sounds with the valley girl accent.  "I jaaast think you should taaaaaaak to him."

Also the vocal fry.

https://www.theblot.com/girls-use-vocal-fry-extremely-annoying-7715011

My sister doesn't do the vocal fry, but she has that valley girl thing and raises and lowers her voices depending on the word. "So like THEN afterrr you know they SAID that they were going to TAAAAALK to like everyyyyone but you know like they DIDNT and THEN..."

ughhhh
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4221 on: February 21, 2017, 09:38:25 AM »
Quote from: Tommyanne on February 21, 2017, 09:20:22 AM
My sister doesn't do the vocal fry, but she has that valley girl thing and raises and lowers her voices depending on the word. "So like THEN afterrr you know they SAID that they were going to TAAAAALK to like everyyyyone but you know like they DIDNT and THEN..."

ughhhh
She sounds hot
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4222 on: February 26, 2017, 05:00:18 PM »
Spent many, many months renovating my basement. Still not quite complete, but the bathroom is finally done. To celebrate, my wife went and bought new towels for my basement bathroom.

They're teal, with orange trim.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4223 on: February 26, 2017, 05:21:01 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on February 26, 2017, 05:00:18 PM
Spent many, many months renovating my basement. Still not quite complete, but the bathroom is finally done. To celebrate, my wife went and bought new towels for my basement bathroom.

They're teal, with orange trim.

If you could show this post to 24 year old JohnnyEnglish I'd love to see his reaction.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4224 on: February 26, 2017, 05:27:54 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on February 26, 2017, 05:00:18 PM
Spent many, many months renovating my basement. Still not quite complete, but the bathroom is finally done. To celebrate, my wife went and bought new towels for my basement bathroom.

They're teal, with orange trim.
your phins fandom is duly noted.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4225 on: February 26, 2017, 08:51:59 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on February 26, 2017, 05:27:54 PM
your phins fandom is duly noted.

He didn't tell us she also bought him a Maple Leafs bath mat.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4226 on: February 26, 2017, 08:53:14 PM »
Quote from: MBGreen on February 26, 2017, 05:27:54 PM
your phins fandom is duly noted.

JE is really Phillystax.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4227 on: February 26, 2017, 08:56:42 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on February 26, 2017, 08:53:14 PM
JE is really Phillystax.

Hahahaha I forgot about that guy. He was in love with sayuki.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4228 on: February 26, 2017, 09:04:35 PM »
Quote from: Tommyanne on February 26, 2017, 05:21:01 PM
If you could show this post to 24 year old JohnnyEnglish I'd love to see his reaction.

24 year old JE didn't give a excrement about the Miami Dolphins or towels. TBH, 43 year old JE doesn't care that much.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4229 on: February 26, 2017, 09:22:50 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on February 26, 2017, 05:00:18 PM
Spent many, many months renovating my basement. Still not quite complete, but the bathroom is finally done. To celebrate, my wife went and bought new towels for my basement bathroom.

They're teal, with orange trim.

When my parents went to Miami they bought me a beach towel that says YOLO on it in giant lettering. When they gave it to me I just left it at their house.
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