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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4170 on: December 21, 2016, 06:15:08 AM »
My wife has this stupid essential oil humidifier thing in the bedroom at night.  Smells like someone jammed a eucalyptus tree in my sinuses.  I just want to sleep, not pretend I'm a freaking koala bear.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4171 on: December 22, 2016, 08:41:14 PM »
My wife has this stupid essential oil humidifier thing in the bedroom at night.  Smells like someone jammed a eucalyptus tree in my sinuses.  I just want to sleep, not pretend I'm a freaking koala bear.


my wife hates that excrement, thankfully. her best friend is super into it and always trying to sell her excrement and my lady just shuts her the freak down. she even got into an argument with some dotera rep at some sales event disguised as a pot luck. im so glad we dont waste money on that excrement.

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« Reply #4172 on: December 23, 2016, 10:03:06 AM »
my wife hates that excrement, thankfully. her best friend is super into it and always trying to sell her excrement and my lady just shuts her the freak down. she even got into an argument with some dotera rep at some sales event disguised as a pot luck. im so glad we dont waste money on that excrement.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4173 on: December 23, 2016, 10:10:18 AM »
my wife hates that excrement, thankfully. her best friend is super into it and always trying to sell her excrement and my lady just shuts her the freak down. she even got into an argument with some dotera rep at some sales event disguised as a pot luck. im so glad we dont waste money on that excrement.

I think my wife likes it more as a smell-good type of thing than a healing thing, but it's still overwhelming.  She bought it on amazon.  I don't mind a little mint smell around the house, but I don't want it to smell like a candy cane factory up in here.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4174 on: December 23, 2016, 10:48:11 AM »
I think my wife likes it more as a smell-good type of thing than a healing thing, but it's still overwhelming.  She bought it on amazon.  I don't mind a little mint smell around the house, but I don't want it to smell like a candy cane factory up in here.

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« Reply #4175 on: December 23, 2016, 11:24:42 AM »
I think my wife likes it more as a smell-good type of thing than a healing thing, but it's still overwhelming.  She bought it on amazon.  I don't mind a little mint smell around the house, but I don't want it to smell like a candy cane factory up in here.

Maybe she's dropping a hint that you need to shower more often.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4176 on: December 23, 2016, 11:45:06 AM »
Maybe she's dropping a hint that you need to shower more often.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4177 on: December 23, 2016, 11:45:53 AM »
Maybe she's dropping a hint that you need to shower more often.

I took one this month.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4178 on: January 02, 2017, 10:42:24 PM »
This freaking "All of the Lights" Gatorade commercial

the worst
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4179 on: January 09, 2017, 05:09:09 PM »
Get this redneck lover of the older lady Marty Smith off of College Football Live.  Send his derriere back to NASCAR. 

In fact, get him off of ESPN altogether.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4180 on: January 09, 2017, 10:52:11 PM »
THAT GATORADE COMMERCIAL IS GOING TO MAKE ME KILL PUPPIES
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4181 on: January 25, 2017, 01:11:14 PM »
You click on an article to read.  Despite having an adblocker, a popup window comes up covering the article completely.  You close it and start reading.  5 seconds later another one doesn't cover up the article, but shifts the paragraph down the page so you lose where you were.  You scroll back up and find where you were.  Then the whole article shades dark grey.  You can't even find this ad to close until you scroll down the page of the ad (not the article anymore) and see it at the bottom.  You then tell the website to go freak itself.

It's almost like there's someone watching me try to read it and throwing in ad bombs while they laugh at me. There has to be a better way for advertisers to make money.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4182 on: January 25, 2017, 01:22:01 PM »
You click on an article to read.  Despite having an adblocker, a popup window comes up covering the article completely.  You close it and start reading.  5 seconds later another one doesn't cover up the article, but shifts the paragraph down the page so you lose where you were.  You scroll back up and find where you were.  Then the whole article shades dark grey.  You can't even find this ad to close until you scroll down the page of the ad (not the article anymore) and see it at the bottom.  You then tell the website to go freak itself.

It's almost like there's someone watching me try to read it and throwing in ad bombs while they laugh at me. There has to be a better way for advertisers to make money.
It's 2017, do we not have adblockers for this?

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4183 on: January 25, 2017, 01:53:08 PM »
When you're about to enter a room or a building and someone who's exiting at the same time graciously holds the door for you, only to barge right through you before you even get through. What's the point of holding the door if you're not going to wait until I'm all the way in/out?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4184 on: January 25, 2017, 02:00:02 PM »
It's 2017, do we not have adblockers for this?

Read the second sentence.  Some of them slip by the ad blockers.   Nothing is perfect. 

EDIT: nevermind, missed the thread crossover.
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