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Tommy

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4140 on: November 30, 2016, 10:11:14 AM »

Quote from: Heismanberg on November 30, 2016, 06:47:53 AM
same commercial

Oh God I remember it now.

"Describe this car using only a single EMOJI!"
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4141 on: November 30, 2016, 10:16:09 AM »
Quote from: Tommy on November 30, 2016, 10:11:14 AM
Oh God I remember it now.

"Describe this car using only a single EMOJI!"

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Jetaho

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4142 on: November 30, 2016, 10:58:50 AM »
Quote from: d sw0rdz on November 30, 2016, 09:51:12 AM
is that the one where they show half the car and some dumb bitch says the front reminds her of audi lights, then they reveal the back of the car and it's a fugging hatchback
Same bitch/sow.  I'm getting chills just thinking about how much I hate her stupid guts.
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JFIF

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4143 on: November 30, 2016, 04:17:54 PM »
Quote from: Jetaho on November 30, 2016, 10:58:50 AM
Same bitch/sow.  I'm getting chills just thinking about how much I hate her stupid guts.

Chevy could come up with a magical car that runs on urine and only costs $100 and I still wouldn't buy it because of that lady.
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AlioTheFool

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4144 on: November 30, 2016, 04:21:10 PM »
Quote from: JFIF on November 30, 2016, 04:17:54 PM
Chevy could come up with a magical car that runs on urine and only costs $100 and I still wouldn't buy it because of that lady.

What if they also included a "party in the back" with her?
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Teams that draft well do so no matter where they pick. Teams that draft poorly do so no matter where they pick I want my team to win games and draft well

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4145 on: November 30, 2016, 04:34:47 PM »
Quote from: AlioTheFool on November 30, 2016, 04:21:10 PM
What if they also included a "party in the back" with her?

Do I have to freak her or can I do anything to her?
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JFIF

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4146 on: November 30, 2016, 09:12:50 PM »
What Sony did to "Sweet Dreams" in that PlayStation commercial.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4147 on: December 01, 2016, 10:22:44 AM »
Quote from: JFIF on November 30, 2016, 04:34:47 PM
Do I have to freak her or can I do anything to her?

Well played.
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Quote from: Badger on October 29, 2014, 07:20:05 PM
Teams that draft well do so no matter where they pick. Teams that draft poorly do so no matter where they pick I want my team to win games and draft well

IATA

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4148 on: December 15, 2016, 01:30:03 PM »
thank you amazon prime for your amazing shipping skills. samsung gear vr 2016 usa edition ordered with next day air on thursday the 8th at 10am, before their daily shipping cutoff.

Latest update: Thursday, 15 Dec
1:30 PM   Arrival Scan
CONCORD, ON, CA
10:05 AM   Departure Scan
MOUNT HOPE, ON, CA
9:16 AM   Delay in delivery due to external factors
9:08 AM   Shipment received by carrier
MOUNT HOPE, ON, CA
9:01 AM   Delay in delivery due to external factors
8:39 AM   Shipment received by carrier
MOUNT HOPE, ON, CA
7:11 AM   Arrival Scan
MOUNT HOPE, ON, CA
5:34 AM   Departure Scan
Louisville, KY, US
Wednesday, 14 Dec
10:29 PM   Shipment received by carrier
Louisville, KY, US
12:38 PM   Arrival Scan
Louisville, KY, US
10:42 AM   Departure Scan
Philadelphia, PA, US
8:17 AM   Arrival Scan
Philadelphia, PA, US
5:47 AM   Departure Scan
KOELN (COLOGNE), DE
1:46 AM   Shipment received by carrier
KOELN (COLOGNE), DE
12:46 AM   Arrival Scan
KOELN (COLOGNE), DE
Tuesday, 13 Dec
11:24 PM   Departure Scan
YESILKOY ISTANBUL, TR
8:40 PM   Arrival Scan
YESILKOY ISTANBUL, TR
8:30 PM   Departure Scan
ISTANBUL, TR
4:10 PM   Shipment received by carrier
ISTANBUL, TR
Monday, 12 Dec
7:19 PM   Arrival Scan
SAMSUN, TR
4:53 PM   Shipment received by carrier
SAMSUN, TR
Sunday, 11 Dec
4:56 AM   Shipment has left seller facility and is in transit
TR
« Last Edit: December 15, 2016, 01:52:28 PM by IATA »
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bojanglesman

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4149 on: December 15, 2016, 03:02:54 PM »
How would they allow you to choose next day air coming from the Middle East?
« Last Edit: December 15, 2016, 03:04:39 PM by bojanglesman »
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4150 on: December 15, 2016, 03:21:35 PM »
That sucks. Get your shipping money back at least?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4151 on: December 15, 2016, 03:29:59 PM »
Quote from: ukilledkenny on December 15, 2016, 03:21:35 PM
That sucks. Get your shipping money back at least?

This
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4152 on: December 15, 2016, 04:58:53 PM »
Some minority working in the logistics facility probably fucked up. I'm sure you can reach out to Amazon and they'll make it right
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4153 on: December 15, 2016, 07:22:11 PM »
they offered me my next day air shipping, which as a prime member works out to a whopping $3.99

I'm waiting on a response from a supervisor.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #4154 on: December 15, 2016, 08:37:53 PM »
Quote from: IATA on December 15, 2016, 07:22:11 PM
they offered me my next day air shipping, which as a prime member works out to a whopping $3.99

I'm waiting on a response from a supervisor.
Tell them you'll mint their freaking lawn
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