Annoyances

[SixFeetDeep]

This freaking guy thinking he's cool wearing a bowtie to work everyday

[Badger]

This freaking guy thinking he's cool wearing a bowtie to work everyday

Wear an even bigger bowtie to establish dominance.

[Miamipuck]

Wear an even bigger bowtie to establish dominance.

And a big red nose

[guinness77]

/in before SFD shoots up his office

[JFIF]

This freaking guy thinking he's cool wearing a bowtie to work everyday

he's black, right?

[SixFeetDeep]

he's black, right?

No he's white

[Badger]

he's black, right?

They don't have those in Connecticut.

[JFIF]

There was this insufferable guy at my old office who used to wear bow ties all the time. Everyone hated him, including all the other black people, because he personified every horrible stereotype of black people possible.   Every day he showed up for work he was dressed like he was part of Don King's entourage. Absurd color suits, bowties. Only reason he had the job was because he worked for the sales manager at a previous job. The sales manager was also a piece of excrement. Fake derriere Cuban who sucked up to all the Haitians and Black people, but none of the other Cubans respected him because he was a poser. Practically illiterate and a borderline thief. 

The bowtie guy was the worst. He tried to disrespect me one time in front of the office(interrupting a conversation he wasn't even part of) and I told him flatly to never talk like that to me again. He started getting huffy puffy and loud "OR WHAT? OR WHAT?".  My other sales manager (my friend) had to hold be back, all while I made fun of him for the way he dressed. Everyone was laughing, and you could tell how steamed he was. He wasn't exactly Jeffrey Ross, so it wasn't hard to out wit him with insults. He looked like a juiced up Floyd Mayweather. Short but bulky and just as ugly.

Course the guy was a freaking idiot, and got fired for doing some shady excrement like a week later. He was crying in the parking lot after they escorted him out. That was a good day. I didn't boast. Just gave him a smirk.

 

[JFIF]

On a side note, most black people are complete pussies when it comes to actually throwing down. Obviously not a Bones Jones or a trained boxer, but by in large when they get aggressive, they're all talk.  Their favorite thing is getting loud and boisterous because that scares most (stupid) people away, but when it comes down to it they won't get into it unless they have a gun or numbers.

The people that will probably cave your skull in are either quiet or completely avoidant of those situations altogether because they know the damage that they can do.

[Heismanberg]

On a side note, most black people are complete pussies when it comes to actually throwing down.

lol

[JFIF]

lol

the dcm in me comes out when I drink

[bojanglesman]

Minor annoyance, but still.... I went through the drive through for a biscuit and coffee this morning.  Lady asked me if I needed any cream or sugar. I said yes, a couple of sugars.  I usually drink my coffee black, but I was feeling frisky this AM.  The lady said, "how many is a couple?"  I was nice and said 2, but it annoyed me after the fact. First off, when I usually ask for sugar, they immediately throw in 47 packets without even asking.  Also, doesn't everyone know a couple is 2?  Aside from the fact whether you believe gay packets can be married as a couple, it's still 2.  Maybe they are Mormon sugars.

[MBGreen]

Minor annoyance, but still.... I went through the drive through for a biscuit and coffee this morning.  Lady asked me if I needed any cream or sugar. I said yes, a couple of sugars.  I usually drink my coffee black, but I was feeling frisky this AM.  The lady said, "how many is a couple?"  I was nice and said 2, but it annoyed me after the fact. First off, when I usually ask for sugar, they immediately throw in 47 packets without even asking.  Also, doesn't everyone know a couple is 2?  Aside from the fact whether you believe gay packets can be married as a couple, it's still 2.  Maybe they are Mormon sugars.

[Pope]

Minor annoyance, but still.... I went through the drive through for a biscuit and coffee this morning.  Lady asked me if I needed any cream or sugar. I said yes, a couple of sugars.  I usually drink my coffee black, but I was feeling frisky this AM.  The lady said, "how many is a couple?"  I was nice and said 2, but it annoyed me after the fact. First off, when I usually ask for sugar, they immediately throw in 47 packets without even asking.  Also, doesn't everyone know a couple is 2?  Aside from the fact whether you believe gay packets can be married as a couple, it's still 2.  Maybe they are Mormon sugars.

Similar thing happened to me. I drink coffee black w/ no sugar 95% of the time but one Saturday I went to Dunkin to get an iced coffee. Felt frisky and asked for a 'splash' of cream. Minute or two later they give me the coffee and the thing looks like a freaking vanilla milkshake. I NEVER send stuff back at stores/restaurants but this was disgusting, it was basically half cream, half coffee. I asked politely if they could make me a new one, with just a tiny bit of cream and I'd be willing to pay for it. They didn't take my money but remade it for me. This time it was only 25% cream and the rest coffee, still disgusting. I just left and thanked them for their time but jesus christ, annoyed me for like 2 hours after the fact.

[bojanglesman]

Similar thing happened to me. I drink coffee black w/ no sugar 95% of the time but one Saturday I went to Dunkin to get an iced coffee. Felt frisky and asked for a 'splash' of cream. Minute or two later they give me the coffee and the thing looks like a freaking vanilla milkshake. I NEVER send stuff back at stores/restaurants but this was disgusting, it was basically half cream, half coffee. I asked politely if they could make me a new one, with just a tiny bit of cream and I'd be willing to pay for it. They didn't take my money but remade it for me. This time it was only 25% cream and the rest coffee, still disgusting. I just left and thanked them for their time but jesus christ, annoyed me for like 2 hours after the fact.

Dunkin loves to unload creamer in coffee.  Same happens to me if I don't specifically ask for no cream.  I swear they get paid by the amount of creamer in there.