Annoyances

[ukilledkenny]

I used to think the too fat to fly thing was just kinda mean until I had the misfortune of sitting next to a woman whose fat spilled onto my part of the seat and blocked the armrest from going down so I had no barrier to avoid touching her lard.

[Johnny English]

I had some obese Scottish lady garden behind me on the flight to the UK last week, when I reclined my seat she started squealing "ye cannae do that, ah dinnae fit!" Listen lardy, it's a redeye flight. Everyone's reclining and I'm not having my sleep ruined because you can't put down the fork.

[SixFeetDeep]

I had some obese Scottish lady garden behind me on the flight to the UK last week, when I reclined my seat she started squealing "ye cannae do that, ah dinnae fit!" Listen lardy, it's a redeye flight. Everyone's reclining and I'm not having my sleep ruined because you can't put down the fork.

Bitch. Recline your seat, problem solved.

And if you still really don't fit then you don't belong in an airplane.

[Miamipuck]

If you're that fat, sorry you need buy an extra ticket.

[Johnny English]

If you're that fat, sorry you need buy an extra ticket.

Extra ticket wouldn't have fixed that. Her options are:

- pay for a higher class
- pay for an exit row
- don't go on aeroplanes
- stop eating

The one thing that isn't an option is making it everyone else's problem.

[JFIF]

I enjoyed the additional details of her being Scottish and sodomizing the English language. Makes the story

[Ignatius J Reilly]

I enjoyed the additional details of her being Scottish and sodomizing the English language. Makes the story

Irvine English

[bojanglesman]

I had some obese Scottish lady garden behind me on the flight to the UK last week, when I reclined my seat she started squealing "ye cannae do that, ah dinnae fit!" Listen lardy, it's a redeye flight. Everyone's reclining and I'm not having my sleep ruined because you can't put down the fork.

Did you bang her?

[Tommy]

Bitch. Recline your seat, problem solved.

And if you still really don't fit then you don't belong in an airplane.

I always warn the person behind me that I'm gonna recline. I usually expect people to do the same.

[Miamipuck]

I always warn the person behind me that I'm gonna recline. I usually expect people to do the same.

I don't, I just recline. I have never had a problem and I have never ever been warned either. Tommy, this bit is surprisingly good manners out of a total gavone like you. lol

[Johnny English]

I recline on redeyes, not on daytime flights. I don't really care if the person in front does or not, it's not space I was planning to use anyway.

[Pope]

Surprised you don't just curl into the overhead compartment

[Tommy]

Surprised you don't just curl into the overhead compartment

lololololol

[Johnny English]

Surprised you don't just curl into the overhead compartment

I would but every queynte is trying to shove half their worldly possessions in there.

[MBGreen]

Surprised you don't just curl into the overhead compartment

Haha

There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.