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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3810 on: May 01, 2016, 03:46:28 PM »
The cost of stuff. We bought a new bed yesterday. Six freaking grand. How is a bed six grand?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3811 on: May 01, 2016, 04:14:34 PM »
The cost of stuff. We bought a new bed yesterday. Six freaking grand. How is a bed six grand?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3812 on: May 01, 2016, 04:33:50 PM »
The cost of stuff. We bought a new bed yesterday. Six freaking grand. How is a bed six grand?

wow, I ordered a surprisingly comfy mattress off Amazon and a portable platform to bypass the box spring last year. That cost like 400 total and I was kinda annoyed at the price.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3813 on: May 01, 2016, 04:45:12 PM »
My wife bought a used sofa sight unseen for $100 and now I'm looking up how to remove unidentified stains from microfiber.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3814 on: May 01, 2016, 04:49:38 PM »
My wife bought a used sofa sight unseen for $100 and now I'm looking up how to remove unidentified stains from microfiber.
Just make your own new stains, to cover them up.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3815 on: May 01, 2016, 05:02:22 PM »
Does it have wheels? It's a car.

I wasn't allowed to have the racing car bed, no matter how much I stomped my feet and sulked.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3816 on: May 01, 2016, 05:04:52 PM »
wow, I ordered a surprisingly comfy mattress off Amazon and a portable platform to bypass the box spring last year. That cost like 400 total and I was kinda annoyed at the price.

We're old and getting creaky. I was happy with the bed that was half the price, but apparently "this is the one". It's some kind of high tech foam made of natural fibres or some excrement. I wasn't really listening.
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« Reply #3817 on: May 01, 2016, 05:13:28 PM »
Oh, and the six grand doesn't include a headboard. Apparently she's ordering that at the moment, which is another $800.
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« Reply #3818 on: May 01, 2016, 06:04:36 PM »
Oh, and the six grand doesn't include a headboard. Apparently she's ordering that at the moment, which is another $800.

All I can say is at least you are in a position to drop 7 grand and not be freaking out about the finincial implications.

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« Reply #3819 on: May 01, 2016, 06:30:57 PM »
Did you buy from a mattress store? I'm a big fan of the new bed in a box mattress... Tuft & Needle, Casper, Leesa, etc. They usually run less than a grand and are as comfortable as most in store mark-up mattresses.

Unless the money went into some fancy bedframe and bedding/pillows/etc
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3820 on: May 01, 2016, 06:38:36 PM »
JE's bed comes with a live, obese illegal alien inside the mattress that will rearrange their body for your comfort.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3821 on: May 01, 2016, 07:25:13 PM »
All I can say is at least you are in a position to drop 7 grand and not be freaking out about the finincial implications.

That's true, although I am still in something of a state of shock about it.

Did you buy from a mattress store? I'm a big fan of the new bed in a box mattress... Tuft & Needle, Casper, Leesa, etc. They usually run less than a grand and are as comfortable as most in store mark-up mattresses.

Unless the money went into some fancy bedframe and bedding/pillows/etc


Yeah, it's a specialist bed place. Mattress was four grand plus tax, the rest was the divan and some stupidly overpriced mattress protector ("but it's all natural fibres, darling!").

JE's bed comes with a live, obese illegal alien inside the mattress that will rearrange their body for your comfort.

That sounds like an average Friday night for Tommy.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3822 on: May 01, 2016, 08:13:25 PM »
Tommy's trannies are only the best of the best.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3823 on: May 01, 2016, 08:33:08 PM »
Ha ha ha
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3824 on: May 01, 2016, 08:39:23 PM »
We're old and getting creaky. I was happy with the bed that was half the price, but apparently "this is the one". It's some kind of high tech foam made of natural fibres or some excrement. I wasn't really listening.

You still overpaid.