Annoyances

[Coach K]

when your in a parking lot with an absurd amount of spaces , yet someone pulls up right next to you.

[bojanglesman]

when your in a parking lot with an absurd amount of spaces , yet someone pulls up right next to you.

Yes

[Miamipuck]

when your in a parking lot with an absurd amount of spaces , yet someone pulls up right next to you.

What if it was a van full of hot broads, totally horny for you?

[Johnny English]

Why don't you freak her already and release the tension.

This chick is rapidly becoming SFD's train dyke.

[Miamipuck]

This chick is rapidly becoming SFD's train dyke.

Hahaha, no doubt about that.

[Badger]

Why don't you freak her already and release the tension.

She's a spicy meatball

[Jumbo]

I have to get a nose job to fix my fucked up nose because two separate surgeons fucked up, freak fuckety freak

[bojanglesman]

I have to get a nose job to fix my fucked up nose because two separate surgeons fucked up, freak fuckety freak

Sorry man, I just heard.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mark-c-miller/drunk-surgeon-switches-ma_b_783325.html

[Badger]

Sorry man, I just heard.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mark-c-miller/drunk-surgeon-switches-ma_b_783325.html

Did Green Hornet write that?

[Badger]

Absentminded coffee clutchers on public transportation.

Just saw one spill some on his lap, which was pretty amusing. But then he got up from the seat and left his little puddle in it, making no effort to clean it up.

[bojanglesman]

I'll be taking a nice hot shower in the morning.  Wife comes in the bathroom to brush teeth, walks out leaving bathroom door open and all the cold air comes flying in.  Waaaaaaah....

[Badger]

It's April in Virginia, how cold can that air be?

[bojanglesman]

It's April in Virginia, how cold can that air be?

It was 43 F this morning, but even room temp. air feels cold compared to a steamed up bathroom.  I think it annoys me more that she does that excrement damn near every morning, not so much the cold air.  I can't complain, I do twice as much annoying excrement probably.

[guinness77]

When me and the wife moved in together eons ago, one of the first times I took a shower, she dumped a bunch of cold water over the curtain right onto me.

Apparently this was a big prank in her house growing up. I wanted to kill her, haha

[bojanglesman]

When me and the wife moved in together eons ago, one of the first times I took a shower, she dumped a bunch of cold water over the curtain right onto me.

Apparently this was a big prank in her house growing up. I wanted to kill her, haha

My brother and sister and law do that excrement to each other all the time.  My wife and I both hate crap like that.  We have an agreement not to prank each other.