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Tommy

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3750 on: April 05, 2016, 02:35:38 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on April 05, 2016, 11:59:22 AM
People who seemingly set their phone ringers/alarms to the most annoying thing possible on full volume.  A co-worker here has her breastpumping alarm set as a rooster crowing on full blast.  I'm going to break her phone.

I just don't get ringtones in general. My phone is always close enough to me where I can hear it vibrating.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3751 on: April 05, 2016, 02:42:00 PM »
Quote from: Tommy on April 05, 2016, 02:35:38 PM
I just don't get ringtones in general. My phone is always close enough to me where I can hear it vibrating.

So you put it on your rooster?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3752 on: April 05, 2016, 03:19:33 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on April 05, 2016, 02:42:00 PM
So you put it on your rooster?

Be careful how you respond, Tommy.  Remember that he just typed that one handed.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3753 on: April 05, 2016, 07:44:36 PM »
Quote from: Tommy on April 05, 2016, 02:35:38 PM
I just don't get ringtones in general. My phone is always close enough to me where I can hear it vibrating.

Agreed.
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Miamipuck

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3754 on: April 06, 2016, 01:52:56 AM »
Grammar Nazis on a message board.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3755 on: April 06, 2016, 06:19:14 AM »
Elevator farts

There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3756 on: April 06, 2016, 08:04:02 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on April 06, 2016, 06:19:14 AM
Elevator farts when there's a midget arouond

There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.



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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3757 on: April 06, 2016, 10:13:02 AM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on April 06, 2016, 01:52:56 AM
Grammar Nazis on a message board.

People who miss the joke.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3758 on: April 06, 2016, 10:15:55 AM »
Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on April 06, 2016, 10:13:02 AM
People who miss the joke.

Hahah so did you, if you think that bothered me.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3759 on: April 06, 2016, 11:39:45 AM »
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Elevator farts when there's a midget arouond

There's nothing I love more than the taste of cum.

Quote from: Miamipuck on April 06, 2016, 08:04:02 AM
Fixed

You spelled "around" wrong.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3760 on: April 06, 2016, 11:51:48 AM »
Quote from: AlioTheFool on April 06, 2016, 11:39:45 AM
You spelled "around" wrong.

Know weigh
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3761 on: April 06, 2016, 12:01:50 PM »
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3762 on: April 06, 2016, 12:02:49 PM »
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3763 on: April 12, 2016, 10:45:24 AM »
Spicy pizza lady keeps a pepper mill at her desk for lunch. I'm not sure if I'm more annoyed or amused.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3764 on: April 12, 2016, 10:49:07 AM »
Why don't you freak her already and release the tension.
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