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ukilledkenny

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3570 on: December 22, 2015, 07:26:04 AM »
People who are so uncomfortable with silence they absolutely must make conversation with idle chatter.

I'm perfectly happy in silence. The people who try to do this to me go through all their topics in about 45 seconds as I one word answer every attempt. I'm sure they think I'm an anti social poopchute but I'm thinking about excrement I care about more than the weather or any other small talk convo.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3571 on: December 22, 2015, 07:52:54 AM »
Excuse me, I need to masturbate

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3572 on: December 22, 2015, 08:05:48 AM »
Quote from: bojanglesman
"Hello good sir GM, may we pretty please have your throwaway centers and gords please??!?  I'll suck yo'dick!"

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3573 on: December 22, 2015, 09:03:30 AM »
Excuse me, I need to masturbate

That's usually my small talk intro.
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3574 on: December 29, 2015, 02:40:37 PM »
The way everyone else drives
My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3575 on: December 29, 2015, 02:58:11 PM »
girls basketball
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3576 on: December 29, 2015, 05:16:54 PM »

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3577 on: December 29, 2015, 05:17:06 PM »
The Show, mostly.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3578 on: December 29, 2015, 05:21:26 PM »
The Show, mostly.

the baseball video game? 
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3579 on: December 29, 2015, 05:36:56 PM »
the baseball video game? 

no, Big Show


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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3580 on: December 29, 2015, 05:49:19 PM »
He shook my hand breed tub and walked away

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3581 on: December 29, 2015, 05:53:29 PM »

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3582 on: January 01, 2016, 11:52:15 AM »
If we post enough pics will the Tapatalk thumbnail for this thread change?


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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3583 on: January 01, 2016, 11:53:47 AM »
Yeah wtf is up with that.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3584 on: January 05, 2016, 01:44:49 PM »
When you order a bunch of stuff from Amazon and then a few days later the UPS van pulls up outside your house and you get all excited for your stuff and then the fucker goes next door.
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