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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3555 on: December 03, 2015, 04:06:30 PM »
Just nonchalant them on to the tracks.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3556 on: December 03, 2015, 04:18:23 PM »
freak the red people

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3557 on: December 03, 2015, 05:36:59 PM »
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3558 on: December 03, 2015, 11:30:31 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on December 03, 2015, 05:36:59 PM


Was that a certain board member's accident?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3559 on: December 04, 2015, 12:28:22 AM »

Quote from: Badger on December 03, 2015, 04:06:30 PM
Just nonchalant them on to the tracks.

lololololol
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3560 on: December 04, 2015, 01:03:23 AM »
Train tracks have always scared the excrement out of me. I always keep a generous away amount from ledges until the train comes and then scuttle forth
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3561 on: December 04, 2015, 08:10:23 PM »
Quote from: guinness77 on December 03, 2015, 03:40:59 PM

This is what we've come to, huh?

Sign on the NJ Transit level at Penn Station. The green people (the ones who are looking around and being attentive) are supposed to look out for the red person (clearly giving no fucks where they're heading) who's face in their stupid phone.

That's the way this goes now, huh? Unfuckingbelievable.

Holy excrement freak THESE PEOPLE. I will run you the freak over and put you in an early subway track grave and cheer when a train arrives to finish the job
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3562 on: December 17, 2015, 07:16:18 PM »
People who are allergic to trees.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3563 on: December 17, 2015, 07:28:22 PM »
Quote from: Badger on December 17, 2015, 07:16:18 PM
People who are allergic to trees.

Woodland trees suck. I'm like from the islands or something.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3564 on: December 21, 2015, 08:52:22 AM »
People who are so uncomfortable with silence they absolutely must make conversation with idle chatter.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3565 on: December 21, 2015, 10:11:26 AM »

Quote from: Badger on December 17, 2015, 07:16:18 PM
People who are allergic to trees.

That allergy exists? That's retarded..
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3566 on: December 21, 2015, 10:12:53 AM »

Quote from: AlioTheFool on December 21, 2015, 08:52:22 AM
People who are so uncomfortable with silence they absolutely must make conversation with idle chatter.

I do this at work with the people around me whenever I'm bored. Even though they have actual excrement to do, if it's silent for too long I'll start a topic or just get something going.

I'm fully aware how selfish I am.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3567 on: December 22, 2015, 12:57:44 AM »
When to duck out of a conversation should be a mandatory skill every human being should learn.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3568 on: December 22, 2015, 05:28:45 AM »
Quote from: JFIF on December 22, 2015, 12:57:44 AM
When to duck out of a conversation should be a mandatory skill every human being should learn.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3569 on: December 22, 2015, 07:23:09 AM »
People really enjoy when you say, "Sorry, I have to go alphabetize my spice rack."
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