Blunt>Thirlby>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gerpig
I find Blunt the best looking of the three and there is no question if they're attractive or not (the first 2) that's silly. Although Maggy Piggy is better looking than Gerpiggy, I think, but that's like asking what smells better dogshit or catshit.
Cato if you're attracted to ugly broads bang a pig or two and get it out if your system for when you have a uniform. Broads will be throwing themselves at you, an officer, don't go for Miss Piggy, you will be banned from the tailgate. I don't care if you win the Congressional Medal of Honor. No pigs allowed.