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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3285 on: August 03, 2015, 08:48:46 AM »
Having to go back to work after one of the best weeks off of my life.

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« Reply #3286 on: August 03, 2015, 08:50:48 AM »
Having to go back to work after one of the best weeks off of my life.

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You better be nice to the next person that asks if this train goes to Syosset?:

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3287 on: August 03, 2015, 09:00:35 AM »
There's a nice old house for sale in Syosset. Anyone want to spot me $379k?

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3288 on: August 03, 2015, 09:13:28 AM »
There's a nice old house for sale in Syosset. Anyone want to spot me $379k?

DCM, he makes more than what 3 Fast Food Workers make.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3289 on: August 06, 2015, 03:58:43 PM »
I commute past a park with an outdoor track and every afternoon there are people taking leisurely strolls in lanes 1-2. I'm annoyed on behalf of anyone who's actually trying to do some real running on it.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3290 on: August 06, 2015, 04:14:27 PM »
I commute past a park with an outdoor track and every afternoon there are people taking leisurely strolls in lanes 1-2. I'm annoyed on behalf of anyone who's actually trying to do some real running on it.

freak those assholes. I don't mind if people need to walk but do it in 7/8.

I used to train at a track in Ottawa and once saw a dude jogging along in lane 1 THE WRONG freaking WAY. A couple of people told him to run the other way and he ignored them, a couple of minutes later I heard a commotion and looked around - a group of fairly serious tri-guys had decided to just run straight into him and send him flying, at which point he got punchy.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3291 on: August 06, 2015, 04:17:06 PM »
I had no idea there was an order to where you should run/walk on a track.
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« Reply #3292 on: August 06, 2015, 04:27:48 PM »
I had no idea there was an order to where you should run/walk on a track.

Like swimming pools. Faster runners in the inside lanes (sometimes you'll find them blocked out anyway for sprint training and have no choice but to run in the outer lanes). If you get in people's way in the inside lanes they'll tend to let you know in fairly uncertain terms.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3293 on: August 06, 2015, 05:18:40 PM »
Just saw a chick exit the gym, stop, take a selfie, then walk to her car.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3294 on: August 06, 2015, 05:19:15 PM »
Just saw a chick exit the gym, stop, take a selfie, then walk to her car.

Was she hot?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3295 on: August 06, 2015, 05:20:11 PM »
Was she hot?

I was just about to edit to clarify. She was not hot. Thus, annoyance thread.
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« Reply #3296 on: August 06, 2015, 06:05:32 PM »
I was just about to edit to clarify. She was not hot. Thus, annoyance thread.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3297 on: August 06, 2015, 06:33:58 PM »

I had no idea there was an order to where you should run/walk on a track.

It's as common sense as not stopping in the middle of a busy sidewalk in the city to stare up at a building.

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« Reply #3298 on: August 06, 2015, 08:57:36 PM »
I haven't ran on a track in eons, but, yes. Yes. Yes. When any of these inconsiderate assholes walked to the left, I would run as close to them as possible.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3299 on: August 06, 2015, 09:42:33 PM »

I haven't ran on a track in eons, but, yes. Yes. Yes. When any of these inconsiderate assholes walked to the left, I would run as close to them as possible.

You should have started talking to them, they would have fled the track.

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