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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3255 on: July 31, 2015, 10:38:51 AM »
Quote from: Badger on July 31, 2015, 09:40:58 AM
Whoa, Tommy's not WASPy at all.
I said looks, not, is.

He IS rapey, not waspy
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3256 on: July 31, 2015, 10:42:08 AM »
Quote from: guinness77 on July 31, 2015, 10:38:51 AM
I said looks, not, is.

He IS rapey, not waspy

Looking and being WASPy are kind of mutually inclusive. You're both or neither.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3257 on: July 31, 2015, 10:50:34 AM »
Tables at food joints with one leg too short that wobble. 
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3258 on: July 31, 2015, 11:02:49 AM »
Quote from: guinness77 on July 31, 2015, 10:38:51 AM
I said looks, not, is.

He IS rapey, not waspy

freak yeah, I wouldn't doubt his business cards smell like Chloroform.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3259 on: July 31, 2015, 11:51:31 AM »
I definitely don't look like a wasp, and I hope I don't look rapey.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3260 on: July 31, 2015, 11:54:25 AM »
Quote from: Tommy on July 31, 2015, 11:51:31 AM
I definitely don't look like a wasp, and I hope I don't look rapey.

Other than the fact you look like a white version of Bill Cosby, nah. Would you consider wearing sweaters?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3261 on: July 31, 2015, 12:00:10 PM »

Quote from: Miamipuck on July 31, 2015, 11:54:25 AM
Other than the fact you look like a white version of Bill Cosby, nah. Would you consider wearing sweaters?

Nah, too hot for sweaters.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3262 on: July 31, 2015, 03:27:02 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on July 31, 2015, 08:30:07 AM
Disgraceful. Jean shorts on a man are never acceptable.

Unless they're white jean shorts.  Then you're all over them.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3263 on: July 31, 2015, 03:29:22 PM »
I'm still trying to figure out how Tommy looks WASPy.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3264 on: July 31, 2015, 03:32:08 PM »
Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on July 31, 2015, 03:27:02 PM
Unless they're white jean shorts.  Then you're all over them.

freak no. Denim (any colour). Shorts. Choose one.

Blue jean shorts are definitely the worst though. I can maybe, maybe see how you might be able to get away with a pair of denim shorts if they really didn't look like jeans, but I wouldn't try.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3265 on: July 31, 2015, 03:45:30 PM »
Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on July 31, 2015, 03:29:22 PM
I'm still trying to figure out how Tommy looks WASPy.

I think he was leaning more towards the rapey side.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3266 on: July 31, 2015, 05:31:43 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on July 31, 2015, 03:45:30 PM
I think he was leaning more towards the rapey side.
That's a bingo.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3267 on: July 31, 2015, 07:00:23 PM »

Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on July 31, 2015, 03:29:22 PM
I'm still trying to figure out how Tommy looks WASPy.

The same way jonnyd is a yuppie.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3268 on: July 31, 2015, 09:53:05 PM »
Grade A banter
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3269 on: July 31, 2015, 09:57:14 PM »
If Tommy looked rapey, he wouldn't be nearly as good at it.
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