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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3165 on: July 17, 2015, 03:37:48 PM »
I'm bringing a jar of yellowjackets to the tailgate, we can auction it off.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3166 on: July 17, 2015, 05:21:41 PM »
Yes. Fire wood. Stupid autocorrect.

Had to take care off it quick too, because my dog wouldn't leave it alone. She knows no fear and I didn't want them swarming her.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3167 on: July 17, 2015, 05:25:01 PM »
Quote from: AlioTheFool on July 17, 2015, 03:15:10 PM
Jeez, yeah, that would suck.

I once opened my BBQ grill for the first time in spring a few years back and there was a wasp nest in the cover. While pissing my pants, I slammed the cover down and turned the grill on full blast. Baked wasp in seconds.

Quick thinking.  I would have probably passed out.  Me and bugs are no bueno.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3168 on: July 18, 2015, 11:22:53 AM »
Bees are awesome.  We stayed at this house on vacation with a massive number of bees.  My son let them land on him all calmly and they didn't sting once.  He knows to run from wasps or yellow jackets though.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3169 on: July 18, 2015, 11:40:13 AM »
Bees are cool. People just mix up bees and yellow jacket wasps a lot and therefore think bees suck.



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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3170 on: July 18, 2015, 04:00:43 PM »

Quote from: JFIF on July 18, 2015, 11:40:13 AM
Bees are cool. People just mix up bees and yellow jacket wasps a lot and therefore think bees suck.

How can you tell the difference?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3171 on: July 18, 2015, 04:16:36 PM »
Uh yeah
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3172 on: July 18, 2015, 04:24:09 PM »
Quote from: Tommy on July 18, 2015, 04:00:43 PM
How can you tell the difference?

lol

Bees got that fuzzy thing going on and are fatter/bigger than yellow jackets. Yellow jackets are just wasps with stripes







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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3173 on: July 18, 2015, 04:24:40 PM »
Uh yeah




Or




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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3174 on: July 18, 2015, 05:23:04 PM »
Oh yeah they look nothing alike. Especially at a fraction of the size and buzzing around.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3175 on: July 18, 2015, 05:56:38 PM »

Quote from: Tommy on July 18, 2015, 05:23:04 PM
Oh yeah they look nothing alike. Especially at a fraction of the size and buzzing around.

Bees are hairy and mostly orange.  Honestly, it has never occurred to me that it would be difficult to tell the difference.  Yellow jackets and wasps and hornets?  Maaaaybe.  None of them should ever be mistaken for bees, though, honey or bumble.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3176 on: July 18, 2015, 06:30:12 PM »
Let's make this simple.  Things that sting me annoy me.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3177 on: July 18, 2015, 06:42:15 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on July 18, 2015, 06:30:12 PM
Let's make this simple.  Things that sting me annoy me.

So MBGreen, then?  I remember last year hearing you yell at him for "waking you up with a tiny prick."
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3178 on: July 18, 2015, 07:50:58 PM »
Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on July 18, 2015, 05:56:38 PM
Bees are hairy and mostly orange.  Honestly, it has never occurred to me that it would be difficult to tell the difference.  Yellow jackets and wasps and hornets?  Maaaaybe.  None of them should ever be mistaken for bees, though, honey or bumble.

No, I don't get that. The difference is pretty obvious.

In Tommy's defence though, and I mean this genuinely, if you live in Manhattan how many bees are you likely to see? I used to see them all the time in the 'burbs but I don't think I've ever seen them downtown, here or in the UK.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #3179 on: July 18, 2015, 08:24:48 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on July 18, 2015, 07:50:58 PM
No, I don't get that. The difference is pretty obvious.

In Tommy's defence though, and I mean this genuinely, if you live in Manhattan how many bees are you likely to see? I used to see them all the time in the 'burbs but I don't think I've ever seen them downtown, here or in the UK.

Yeah. I thought about that last part after I posted it.

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