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Miamipuck

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #210 on: November 26, 2013, 08:49:56 AM »


Quote from: Heismanberg on November 26, 2013, 08:41:40 AM
yessssss

and it's even worse when I say it the right way, and someone tries to correct me

Hahaahah I mispronounce stuff to get a rise out of people.  My favorite is "Whores Do Vores", you should see the look on people's faces.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #211 on: November 26, 2013, 08:52:27 AM »
Quote from: Badger on November 26, 2013, 08:30:13 AM
Chih-pol-tay

i did this for awhile , and i didn't realize i was doing it.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #212 on: November 26, 2013, 08:58:19 AM »
Quote from: Johnny English on November 26, 2013, 08:35:13 AM
Who does that?

Annoyance of the day (actually yesterday but I forgot to post about it): vanity plates that include the numbers 007. Vanity plates in general are a bit cheesy, but unless you're driving an Aston or a Jag (and even then) having the numbers 007 on your plate elevate it to a whole new level of wankiness. You're a fat balding man in your mid 40s driving a Hyundai, the only person who thinks you could be an international spy is you. Stop being a queynte.

I'm not sure why but I cannot stop laughing at the last two sentences. Thank you.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #213 on: November 26, 2013, 09:01:27 AM »
Quote from: CatoTheElder on November 26, 2013, 08:58:19 AM
I'm not sure why but I cannot stop laughing at the last two sentences. Thank you.

I have to say JE is spot on here.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #214 on: November 26, 2013, 09:02:06 AM »
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #215 on: November 26, 2013, 09:18:02 AM »
I've always pronounced it "Chih-pol-tay". How is it supposed to be pronounced?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #216 on: November 26, 2013, 09:19:02 AM »
Quote from: Tommy on November 26, 2013, 09:18:02 AM
I've always pronounced it "Chih-pol-tay". How is it supposed to be pronounced?

chih-polt-lee
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #217 on: November 26, 2013, 09:20:28 AM »
Meh, whatever.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #218 on: November 26, 2013, 09:23:20 AM »
Quote from: Tommy on November 26, 2013, 09:18:02 AM
I've always pronounced it "Chih-pol-tay". How is it supposed to be pronounced?

The L comes after the T, lover of the older lady.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #219 on: November 26, 2013, 10:17:42 AM »
I've never heard someone mispronounce Chipotle.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #220 on: November 26, 2013, 10:39:30 AM »
Quote from: Badger on November 26, 2013, 09:23:20 AM
The L comes after the T, lover of the older lady.

Yeah but...

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #221 on: November 26, 2013, 10:52:07 AM »
Quote from: reuben on November 26, 2013, 10:39:30 AM
Yeah but...



French, innit? As in Le Havre (small coastal town in the SW of France, also pronounced the same way).
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #222 on: November 26, 2013, 11:07:12 AM »
Luh Hav-ruh.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #223 on: November 26, 2013, 11:21:31 AM »
Quote from: Badger on November 26, 2013, 08:29:03 AM
When people can't pronounce Chipotle right.

I'm that guy, and have been told so in person a couple times. I have made no effort to correct my mistake, as I feel my pronunciation makes more sense in my own mind.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #224 on: November 26, 2013, 11:59:21 AM »
Pronouncing Chipotle involves one very simple step: It's freaking Spanish.  That excrement's phonetic.
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