Annoyances

[Ignatius J Reilly]

Don't care going to continue to annoy

We expect no less. Godspeed and good luck.

[Badger]

"Oh it's all computerized now, but we keep a hard copy of everything just in case."

[ukilledkenny]

"Oh it's all computerized now, but we keep a hard copy of everything just in case."

Part of my job is keeping track of our inventory. Before we went to an "automated" system I filled out one piece of paperwork a day for it. Since the change I fill out 3.

[guinness77]

Part of my job is keeping track of our inventory. Before we went to an "automated" system I filled out one piece of paperwork a day for it. Since the change I fill out 3.

Do I have to tell you to fill out your TPS reports correctly again?

[Johnny English]

House guests who use the shitter and then don't use the toilet brush. I don't mind if you excrement in my toilet, but have the good manners to clean up after yourself please.

[bojanglesman]

House guests who use the shitter and then don't use the toilet brush. I don't mind if you excrement in my toilet, but have the good manners to clean up after yourself please.

What do they do, wipe their asses with the toilet?  I never need the toilet brush except when cleaning the bathroom in general.

[ukilledkenny]

What do they do, wipe their asses with the toilet?  I never need the toilet brush except when cleaning the bathroom in general.

You never get the turd that's still fully formed but kinda soft? If it doesn't hit the water before hitting part of the bowl it's skid mark city.

I tend to stand up and use my pee to try to knock it all off.

[bojanglesman]

You never get the turd that's still fully formed but kinda soft? If it doesn't hit the water before hitting part of the bowl it's skid mark city.

I tend to stand up and use my pee to try to knock it all off.

I don't get those.  Mine are usually light and fluffy floaters unless I had a rough night with beer and wings or something. I eat a lot of veggies.

[bojanglesman]

When the person who brings out my sandwich at Jason's Deli takes 30 minutes to explain to me that there are crackers and muffins on the salad bar that are free and you can get free ice cream.  He then takes what seems to be 3 hours to gently place a fork and napkin next to my plate as if it were a bomb that would explode at the least little tremor.  It's a freaking fork!  Put it down and move on!

Very much like the waiter who explains 47 specials on the menu and you just have to sit there and listen and appear interested.

I went to Olive Garden one time back in college.  The waiter actually explained to me in great detail that "the pink packets are the same thing as Sweet N Low, the yellow packets are Splenda, and the white packets are sugar".  I did not even ask him anything regarding sweeteners. 

[Ignatius J Reilly]

Stop going to shitty restaurants and you won't get shitty waiters.

[Badger]

A lot of this strikes me as particularly southern.

[MBGreen]

A lot of this strikes me as particularly southern.

racist

[bojanglesman]

Stop going to shitty restaurants and you won't get shitty waiters.

You've never been to a shitty restaurant?  Jason's Deli is a pretty decent chain.  It's not a 5 star French bistro in Paris or anything but it's pretty good. Good for a quick lunch. 

Olive Garden is shitty, but that was college. 

Expecting weirdness doesn't make it any less annoying.

[bojanglesman]

racist

Yeah!

[bojanglesman]

A lot of this strikes me as particularly southern.

I'm not really sure.  Someone should make a US map on how waiters/waitresses freak things up based on your locale.

In my stereotypical mind, people in the south take for freaking ever to get you anything and people up north are rude assholes always in a hurry.