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Miamipuck

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2955 on: June 01, 2015, 09:02:42 AM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on June 01, 2015, 09:01:44 AM
I arrive at my office building lobby.  I walk into the elevator, hold the door open for a middle aged woman, ask her for her floor number (5) and push the button.  Just me and her on the elevator. I'm looking at my phone.  As we get to the 4th floor, my stop, she says to me: "You're here." I look up and say, "What's that?".  She repeats it.  I go, "Yeah, well I have to wait for the door to open first", wait a long more 2 seconds while giving this queynte the death stare, the door opens, and I walk out.

Did she even thank you?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2956 on: June 01, 2015, 09:03:44 AM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on June 01, 2015, 09:02:42 AM
Did she even thank you?

Nope, and that's part of the reason I reacted the way I did.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2957 on: June 01, 2015, 09:11:48 AM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on June 01, 2015, 09:03:44 AM
Nope, and that's part of the reason I reacted the way I did.

A blow job is out of the question.


Serious people without a shred of manners make my head explode.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2958 on: June 01, 2015, 09:31:47 AM »
That sounds like a pretty weird exchange.
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Annoyances
« Reply #2959 on: June 02, 2015, 10:59:34 PM »
People who buy raffle tickets and leave before the drawing.

(This wasn't inspired by a recent event or anything, it just popped into my head during my commute home)
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2960 on: June 02, 2015, 11:07:41 PM »

Quote from: Badger on June 02, 2015, 10:59:34 PM
People who buy raffle tickets and leave before the drawing.

(This wasn't inspired by a recent event or anything, it just popped into my head during my commute home)

It should be required that you have to stick around to claim your prize. Not there? freak you, next ticket.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2961 on: June 03, 2015, 05:39:34 AM »

Quote from: Tommy on June 02, 2015, 11:07:41 PM
It should be required that you have to stick around to claim your prize. Not there? freak you, next ticket.

Agreed, and that's often the case, but even in these situations it's annoying because of the awkward time wasted reading numbers that nobody claims.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2962 on: June 03, 2015, 06:10:47 AM »
Waiting until Thursday to watch the new game of thrones that everyone seems to think was amazing.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2963 on: June 03, 2015, 09:06:31 AM »
Quote from: ukilledkenny on June 03, 2015, 06:10:47 AM
Waiting until Thursday to watch the new game of thrones that everyone seems to think was amazing.

You know nothing Jon snow
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2964 on: June 04, 2015, 02:13:18 PM »
The Grateful Dead.......... I am grateful they're freaking dead. The asswipe next to me is playing them and they freaking suck suck suck suck suck suck. I would rather listen to hours upon hours of cowbells.

Heaven, I just put on my headphones, SRV baby no more bundle of sticks dead.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2965 on: June 04, 2015, 02:29:47 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on June 04, 2015, 02:13:18 PM
The Grateful Dead.......... I am grateful they're freaking dead. The asswipe next to me is playing them and they freaking suck suck suck suck suck suck. I would rather listen to hours upon hours of cowbells.

Heaven, I just put on my headphones, SRV baby no more bundle of sticks dead.

It's just a box of rain
I don't know who put it there
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2966 on: June 04, 2015, 02:39:17 PM »
I don't think I've ever knowingly heard a Grateful Dead song.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2967 on: June 04, 2015, 02:51:54 PM »
The only time I got into the greatful dead was when I put them on in the middle of an acid trip.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2968 on: June 04, 2015, 03:17:35 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on June 04, 2015, 02:39:17 PM
I don't think I've ever knowingly heard a Grateful Dead song.

You're a better human because of it.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2969 on: June 04, 2015, 03:19:57 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on June 04, 2015, 03:17:35 PM
You're a better human because of it.

Damn. Imagine how awful I'd be if I'd actually heard it.
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