Annoyances

[bojanglesman]

I've only worn one for playing cricket, and it's called a box.

No way..... Haha.

[Miamipuck]

The Stanley Cup doesn't have a handle either.

It's still the best trophy in all of sports.

[Fenwyr]

You missed "my face when Americans call the language they speak English".

I'm with you on this to be entirely honest.  I wish we could just adopt the metric system and call our language something different.  The English heritage is an anchor.

[Fenwyr]

I thought about stomping his face for a quick second but don't wanna go to jail for a night over that retard.

Pepper spray.  Nobody goes to jail and he never bothers you again.

[Tommy]

Dunno how it happened, but I'm now stuck shaking the office security guards hand every morning. Today was like the 5th straight. He has his hand out while I'm walking towards the gate.

Similar thing happened with the doorman at my parents. Been shaking his hand for the past 10 years.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

Dunno how it happened, but I'm now stuck shaking the office security guards hand every morning. Today was like the 5th straight. He has his hand out while I'm walking towards the gate.

Similar thing happened with the doorman at my parents. Been shaking his hand for the past 10 years.

freaking hell.  You thank them ONE time for keeping the blacks out...

[Badger]

Next time put your dick in his hand. Problem solved.

[Jetaho]

Administrative Professionals Day and Earth Day are both today.  How does that happen?  Should've gone paperless and given the grumpy assistant a handful of dirt instead of shelling out $25 for a Starbucks card and saying something nice in a greeting card.

[Miamipuck]

Administrative Professionals Day and Earth Day are both today.  How does that happen?  Should've gone paperless and given the grumpy assistant a handful of dirt instead of shelling out $25 for a Starbucks card and saying something nice in a greeting card.

So you told her, her dress doesn't necessarily make her derriere look fat.

[Jetaho]

So you told her, her dress doesn't necessarily make her derriere look fat.

Her derriere is so fat, she has to wear a dress.  Pants aren't an option for her.

[Miamipuck]

Her derriere is so fat, she has to wear a dress.  Pants aren't an option for her.

Oh the places we can go here....lol

[bojanglesman]

Is there a day that isn't dedicated to something?  Why can't it just be freaking Wednesday?

[Badger]

Administrative Professionals Day and Earth Day are both today.  How does that happen?  Should've gone paperless and given the grumpy assistant a handful of dirt instead of shelling out $25 for a Starbucks card and saying something nice in a greeting card.

My boss bought me a pastrami sandwich the size of a football for this last year.

[Badger]

Someone tried to start a fight with me (or possibly worse) on my way back to work after lunch today.

I was standing by the edge of the street waiting for the walk signal with a couple coworkers, and this guy behind us is listening to his headphones and moving around. Suddenly I get rammed in the back and I stumble forward a few steps into the street. I turn around and the guy is back to his shuffling around like nothing happened. I look at my coworkers (two small Asian women) and they both have confused looks on their faces. I figured the guy must have tripped and fallen into me, and didn't apologize.

The signal changes, I start crossing and then he does it AGAIN, not as hard, but clearly intentionally. He speeds up and walks past me, and looks over his shoulder to give me a dirty look, and I give him the death stare right back, and the college-bound honor student who dindu nuffin wrong went on his way to bible study.

When my coworkers and I had the "wtf was that about?" conversation, one of them thought the guy was trying to push me into traffic, but there weren't any cars coming so I don't think it was his intention.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

That's...I don't know what that is.