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Fenwyr

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2760 on: April 15, 2015, 10:31:46 AM »
Quote from: Johnny English on April 15, 2015, 08:33:22 AM
The fucknuckle who thought that banana was an appropriate flavour for a yogurt. Took a pot out the fridge this morning thinking it was vanilla and got a most unpleasant surprise.

Banana/Strawberry yogurt is awesome.

Took a pot out of the fridge?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2761 on: April 15, 2015, 10:36:38 AM »
Quote from: Fenwyr on April 15, 2015, 10:31:46 AM
Banana/Strawberry yogurt is awesome.

Took a pot out of the fridge?

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2762 on: April 15, 2015, 11:03:44 AM »
Quote from: Fenwyr on April 15, 2015, 10:31:46 AM
Banana/Strawberry yogurt is awesome.

Took a pot out of the fridge?

Pot = thing yogurt comes in

Fridge = big box in the kitchen that keeps stuff cold

Strawberry yogurt is great but banana is not.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2763 on: April 15, 2015, 11:05:09 AM »
Annoyance: Justified is done.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2764 on: April 15, 2015, 12:02:47 PM »

Quote from: Miamipuck on April 15, 2015, 11:05:09 AM
Annoyance: Justified is done.

Good. I'm tired of seeing that thread being bumped.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2765 on: April 15, 2015, 01:38:01 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on April 15, 2015, 11:03:44 AM
Pot = thing yogurt comes in

Fridge = big box in the kitchen that keeps stuff cold

Strawberry yogurt is great but banana is not.

All yogurt seems like a joyless breakfast ration to me. And I have it every morning.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2766 on: April 15, 2015, 01:40:17 PM »
Quote from: Badger on April 15, 2015, 01:38:01 PM
All yogurt seems like a joyless breakfast ration to me. And I have it every morning.

You joyless freak you. I will be up next week to take your joyless derriere out for some appetizers, on you.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2767 on: April 15, 2015, 01:44:22 PM »

Quote from: Johnny English on April 15, 2015, 08:33:22 AM
The fucknuckle who thought that banana was an appropriate flavour for a yogurt. Took a pot out the fridge this morning thinking it was vanilla and got a most unpleasant surprise.

I like banana yogurt depending on what gets mixed in.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2768 on: April 15, 2015, 01:44:56 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on April 15, 2015, 01:40:17 PM
You joyless freak you. I will be up next week to take your joyless derriere out for some appetizers, on you.

We're goin' to Rick's!
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2769 on: April 15, 2015, 01:48:32 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on April 15, 2015, 11:03:44 AM
Pot = thing yogurt comes in

England and Canada must be weirder than I thought.  Yogurt comes in a plastic cup in the states.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2770 on: April 15, 2015, 02:01:39 PM »
I had a bin of yogurt this morning.
« Last Edit: April 15, 2015, 02:16:41 PM by bojanglesman »
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2771 on: April 15, 2015, 02:05:24 PM »
I usually keep my pots of yogurt in the car port.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2772 on: April 15, 2015, 02:06:16 PM »
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2773 on: April 15, 2015, 02:06:50 PM »
When I buy my pots of yogurt I immediately put them in my cars boot
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2774 on: April 15, 2015, 02:07:19 PM »
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