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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #180 on: November 19, 2013, 10:56:49 AM »
I would love to go to Japan, the idea of a place where I would be considered a normal height sounds like some kind of amazing heaven.

Whenever I go to Flushing, Queens I'm about a head taller than everyone else.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #181 on: November 19, 2013, 11:05:24 AM »
I would love to go to Japan, the idea of a place where I would be considered a normal height sounds like some kind of amazing heaven.

I think you would love it. It's a fascinating place.
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« Reply #182 on: November 19, 2013, 11:41:52 AM »
Whenever I go to Flushing, Queens I'm about a head taller than everyone else.

Same happens to me when I meet guys from JO.

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« Reply #183 on: November 19, 2013, 11:48:07 AM »
Same happens to me when I meet guys from JO.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #184 on: November 19, 2013, 11:59:24 AM »
Who's the true freakishly tall guy in the tailgate photos?  17A?

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #185 on: November 19, 2013, 12:00:45 PM »
Who's the true freakishly tall guy in the tailgate photos?  17A?
Him or Guinness

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« Reply #186 on: November 19, 2013, 12:12:25 PM »
17A is the one who looks like an ogre, Guinness looks like a jazz musician.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #187 on: November 19, 2013, 12:13:09 PM »
Who's the true freakishly tall guy in the tailgate photos?  17A?
We can't single them out, 17a and Guinness are both huge annoyances.
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« Reply #188 on: November 19, 2013, 12:13:32 PM »
17A is the one who looks like an ogre, Guinness looks like Otto.

Fixed that for you.
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« Reply #189 on: November 19, 2013, 12:19:21 PM »
I sit next to the lunch room in the office and every day I have to listen to these fat cows crowd around and argue/converse about who has the healthiest lunch. and swap nutritional recipes and excrement. listen ladies youre not fooling anyone and I don't care if you eat plain lettuce every meal of the day it's pretty obvious your diet is doing nothing to hide the fact you are a fat disgusting troll.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #190 on: November 19, 2013, 12:23:09 PM »
places that give you like 2 napkins and keep the rest behind the counter

I know that's a Curb episode but it still really annoys me so many places do this. Subway is the biggest culprit of this excrement

I level the playing field at places like chipotle. literally fill my to-go bag with as many napkins as can fit and take em back home. I'm sittin on stacks of napkins fam.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #191 on: November 19, 2013, 12:24:19 PM »
I sit next to the lunch room in the office and every day I have to listen to these fat cows crowd around and argue/converse about who has the healthiest lunch. and swap nutritional recipes and excrement. listen ladies youre not fooling anyone and I don't care if you eat plain lettuce every meal of the day it's pretty obvious your diet is doing nothing to hide the fact you are a fat disgusting troll.

Girls are the biggest culprits of this bullshit. Fat girls will talk about their healthy lunches, and even post pictures of it, yet when they get home they head straight for the ice cream, or order chinese take out.
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« Reply #192 on: November 19, 2013, 12:38:10 PM »
I'm sittin on stacks of napkins fam.

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« Reply #193 on: November 19, 2013, 12:40:38 PM »
Girls are the biggest culprits of this bullshit. Fat girls will talk about their healthy lunches, and even post pictures of it, yet when they get home they head straight for the ice cream, or order chinese take out.

That's not fair. They'll stop at the gym on the way back from work and sit on the bike at its lowest resistance setting and cycle at 50rpm while texting their friends for an hour, and then they'll go home to the ice cream and take out because they earned it.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #194 on: November 19, 2013, 01:02:42 PM »
I sit next to the lunch room in the office and every day I have to listen to these fat cows crowd around and argue/converse about who has the healthiest lunch. and swap nutritional recipes and excrement. listen ladies youre not fooling anyone and I don't care if you eat plain lettuce every meal of the day it's pretty obvious your diet is doing nothing to hide the fact you are a fat disgusting troll.

Literally 2 minutes before you posted this 2 women walked past me, talking about diets.

It's definitely not working for one of them.