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Miamipuck

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2550 on: March 18, 2015, 01:55:51 PM »
Quote from: Badger on March 18, 2015, 01:43:34 PM
Kicked my ottoman by accident while walking across the living room with a bottle. Just over two weeks ago. Thankfully it's not the big toe.

There's not much you can do with a broken toe, I have had plenty.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2551 on: March 18, 2015, 01:57:20 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on March 18, 2015, 01:55:51 PM
There's not much you can do with a broken toe, I have had plenty.

Yeah, I read it can take around 6 weeks to heal or something. I finally picked up some adhesive bandaging today to wrap it against the toe next to it for stability.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2552 on: March 18, 2015, 02:00:04 PM »
Quote from: Badger on March 18, 2015, 01:57:20 PM
Yeah, I read it can take around 6 weeks to heal or something. I finally picked up some adhesive bandaging today to wrap it against the toe next to it for stability.

That helps, I didn't bring it up because I figured you would have done that.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2553 on: March 19, 2015, 01:47:57 PM »
When I get blatantly cut off and the other driver gives ME a dirty look.
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My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2554 on: March 19, 2015, 01:54:48 PM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on March 19, 2015, 01:47:57 PM
When I get blatantly cut off and the other driver gives ME a dirty look.

Hahah they cut you off down here and immediately flip you off, like it was your fault.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2555 on: March 19, 2015, 01:55:37 PM »
When I'm done with all work responsibilities at 3 but have to stay until 6 when its beautiful outside. 
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2556 on: March 19, 2015, 01:57:12 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on March 19, 2015, 01:54:48 PM
Hahah they cut you off down here and immediately flip you off, like it was your fault.
It's why I hate driving and just let my wife drive if we're together.  Everything I do on the road is wrong. 
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2557 on: March 19, 2015, 01:59:30 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on March 19, 2015, 01:57:12 PM
It's why I hate driving and just let my wife drive if we're together.  Everything I do on the road is wrong. 

freak that I am a crazy vindictive freak, I will find that mother fucker and cut them off, see if they like it.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2558 on: March 19, 2015, 01:59:48 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on March 19, 2015, 01:57:12 PM
It's why I hate driving and just let my wife drive if we're together.  Everything I do on the road is wrong. 

Wait...you willingly entrust your life to a someone with a vagina behind the wheel?

You're a brave man.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2559 on: March 19, 2015, 02:04:26 PM »
Quote from: AlioTheFool on March 19, 2015, 01:59:48 PM
Wait...you willingly entrust your life to a someone with a vagina behind the wheel?

You're a brave man.

Have you ever hung out with Bo? Lets put it this way, if his wife was in the passenger seat you could say the very same thing to her.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2560 on: March 19, 2015, 02:08:07 PM »
Quote from: AlioTheFool on March 19, 2015, 01:59:48 PM
Wait...you willingly entrust your life to a someone with a vagina behind the wheel?

You're a brave man.
My wife drives like a bull dyke.  I don't even look directly at her for fear of beatdown.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2561 on: March 19, 2015, 02:20:38 PM »
I taught my wife how to drive so I can sort of trust her. She drives when I've been drinking or if I'm about to nod off.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2562 on: March 19, 2015, 02:33:05 PM »
My pizza is super late on the brakes and her default position behind a car is close enough to be annoying but possibly not actually tailgating.

I hit the imaginary brakes on the passenger side every time she has to stop.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2563 on: March 19, 2015, 02:33:52 PM »
Quote from: ukilledkenny on March 19, 2015, 02:33:05 PM
My pizza is super late on the brakes and her default position behind a car is close enough to be annoying but possibly not actually tailgating.

I hit the imaginary brakes on the passenger side every time she has to stop.

My wife yells at me for using the imaginary brakes. I can't break the habit.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2564 on: March 19, 2015, 02:41:08 PM »
the person I got cut off by today was a chick driving around her boyfriend.
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Quote from: Badger on September 17, 2020, 06:47:46 PM
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