Annoyances

[bojanglesman]

Jetoffensive grammar rules:

[Johnny English]

TO = EXPRESSES freaking DIRECTION
TOO = AS freaking WELL

[Miamipuck]

Jetoffensive grammar rules:

Fanfuckingtastic thanks Bo!

[John Smith]

I have ice dams and water leaking in my house through every motherfucking orifice.   That's fairly annoying.

[IATA]

Every single freaking thing about winter.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

What in the freak is that?  Looks like Beetlejuice.

That's the future.  The man predicting the death of social media.  The unholy progeny of Edward Scissorhands and Tangina Barrons:

[John Smith]

I couldn't help it.   I had to Google that freak. 

David Shing, an Edward Scissorhands meets Skrillex with black nail polish, is AOL’s digital prophet. That’s his actual job title. And while employees at the company that still sells dial-up internet suffer through layoffs, the failure of Patch, and the embarrassment of having Tim Armstrong as its chief executive, “Shingy” (as he prefers to be called) is making the media rounds sharing his digital prophecy.

http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/trending/Digital-Prophet-David-Shing-is-the-face-of-a-dying-AOL.html

[Ignatius J Reilly]

He's also apparently a singer-songwriter!

http://www.davidshing.com/video

[guinness77]

[SixFeetDeep]

People that walk/run on the narrow streets lined with snow when there are shoveled sidewalks for freaking pedestrian motherfuckers

[Tommy]

People that walk/run on the narrow streets lined with snow when there are shoveled sidewalks for freaking pedestrian motherfuckers

I don't understand.

[ukilledkenny]

I don't understand.

Mother fuckers are in the road making it dangerous for a car to pass them while a shoveled sidewalk is only feet away.

[Badger]

People who are outside. Weirdos.

[Badger]

Waiters who recite an unreasonable amount of specials that I have no intention of ordering.

[Heismanberg]

Waiters who recite an unreasonable amount of specials that I have no intention of ordering.

I went to this place a while back that had a few specials written on small chalkboards placed around the restaurant.  Our waitress brought over one of the boards and read it to us word-for-word.  Incredibly awkward and no one ordered any of the specials.