Annoyances

[Badger]

If you're using white gloves, Bo, that's a straight up duel right there. Aren't you from the South?

Bo uses his white gloves to wipe up spilled mint julep from the top of his chiffarobe.

[Tommy]

Are you even responding to her while she's speaking?

[Ignatius J Reilly]

I'm sorry but if I was in JE's position I would have looked at my garçon with such disdain and then backhanded him/her immediately and demanded another glass.

I think we found your problem.  I always demand to be served by a sommelier.

[guinness77]

I think we found your problem.  I always demand to be served by a sommelier.

Ah. First World problems.

[Johnny English]

I was specifically referring to a hotel bar, which was neither a down at heel pooper nor the Ritz-Carlton. As ONS said though, if you're being paid to serve wine you should understand the basic freaking principles of how to do it correctly.

[guinness77]

I was specifically referring to a hotel bar, which was neither a down at heel pooper nor the Ritz-Carlton. As ONS said though, if you're being paid to serve wine you should understand the basic freaking principles of how to do it correctly.

I still would have smacked the excrement out of him or her anyway. Never make that mistake again, I bet.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

I still would have smacked the excrement out of him or her anyway. Never make that mistake again, I bet.

I'm going to be checking for proper technique next time I visit your place of employment.

[guinness77]

I'm going to be checking for proper technique next time I visit your place of employment.

I'm as professional as they come, kidding me?

[Ignatius J Reilly]

I'm as professional as they come, kidding me?

You must be.  There were like 6 or 7 people just sitting there talking to you the last time I was at your work.

[guinness77]

You must be.  There were like 6 or 7 people just sitting there talking to you the last time I was at your work.

And they got their subpar wine in the plastic cup I provided to them. Consummate professional, my friend.

[guinness77]

Oh my God, this one lady in the office basically waits until I am in my seat and traps me in my office talking about things I clearly don't care about.  I need to just get up and walk away, but I'm too nice.  As I'm typing this now, she is telling me how her clients sometimes don't seem to be listening to what she says to them.  I am also not listening to what she says.  All I heard was "rable blah blah, frustrating blah blah, talking, blah blah rabble rabble"
I'm not the most observant person in the world, but how can someone be so clueless that I'm not listening?  She is still talking, and I'm still typing this.  I think I could put on a porno and she wouldn't stop talking.

Put this bitch in a room with me.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

And they got their subpar wine in the plastic cup I provided to them. Consummate professional, my friend.

Hey, I know two things:

1) The care and attention with which that wine was poured made that plastic cup feel like fine crystal, and
2) If I ever find this little excrement who slammed you on Yelp, I'm gonna beat his derriere.  What kind of username is HobbitEmigre anyway?

[Ignatius J Reilly]

I can't wait till the anti social media counter culture develops. Social media will still have its place but people will stop living on it.  Hey lets show how much fun we're having instead of actually having fun

That's already been happening.

[Tommy]

Hahahahahaha

[bojanglesman]

What in the freak is that?  Looks like Beetlejuice.