Annoyances

[bojanglesman]

Anyone getting paid to serve wine should be able to gracefully cup the wine into the customer's open mouth quickly enough to maintain the proper serving temperature.  Basic professionalism.

Sounds like a BJ.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

I think someone should do an experiment.  Use a thermometer, check the temp before the bulb is touched, check the temp after the bulb is released, and then stick the thermometer in JE's derriere and slap him for pretending he can notice a half degree difference.

[ons]

Sounds like a BJ.

Never expect anything less from your server/bartender.

[bojanglesman]

Never expect anything less from your server/bartender.

Damn, I need to go to that restaurant.

[Heismanberg]

Damn, I need to go to that restaurant.

What if Puck is your waiter? 

[bojanglesman]

What if Puck is your waiter?

[Johnny English]

I think someone should do an experiment.  Use a thermometer, check the temp before the bulb is touched, check the temp after the bulb is released, and then stick the thermometer in JE's derriere and slap him for pretending he can notice a half degree difference.

It's the principle. If I can't even trust them to hold a wine glass properly, how can I trust them to properly recommend and open a bottle?

[Ignatius J Reilly]

I would put poo in your wine.

[Johnny English]

I would refuse to frequent your wine bar any more, and what's more I'd leave you a strongly worded negative review on Yelp.

[bojanglesman]

Oh my God, this one lady in the office basically waits until I am in my seat and traps me in my office talking about things I clearly don't care about.  I need to just get up and walk away, but I'm too nice.  As I'm typing this now, she is telling me how her clients sometimes don't seem to be listening to what she says to them.  I am also not listening to what she says.  All I heard was "rable blah blah, frustrating blah blah, talking, blah blah rabble rabble"
I'm not the most observant person in the world, but how can someone be so clueless that I'm not listening?  She is still talking, and I'm still typing this.  I think I could put on a porno and she wouldn't stop talking.

[Johnny English]

You need to up the ante. Drop your pants and start masturbating furiously.

[bojanglesman]

You need to up the ante. Drop your pants and start masturbating furiously.

Haha.  I can picture me laughing and whacking.

[guinness77]

I'm sorry but if I was in JE's position I would have looked at my garçon with such disdain and then backhanded him/her immediately and demanded another glass.

[bojanglesman]

I'm sorry but if I was in JE's position I would have looked at my garçon with such disdain and then backhanded him/her with my fancy white gloves immediately and demanded another glass.

FYP.

[guinness77]

If you're using white gloves, Bo, that's a straight up duel right there. Aren't you from the South?