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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2400 on: March 02, 2015, 03:27:43 PM »
Bar staff who hold a wine glass by the bulb.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2401 on: March 02, 2015, 03:39:13 PM »

Bar staff who hold a wine glass by the bulb.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2402 on: March 02, 2015, 03:41:24 PM »
Bar staff who hold a wine glass by the bulb.

Who the freak cares?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2403 on: March 02, 2015, 03:42:55 PM »

Who the freak cares?

With their loose grip they might spill some on his white jeans.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2404 on: March 02, 2015, 03:44:22 PM »
With their loose grip they might spill some on his white jeans.

Oh he's a merlot drinker, they're snobby.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2405 on: March 02, 2015, 04:44:34 PM »
Ordering wine at a pub? Ugh.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2406 on: March 02, 2015, 05:37:58 PM »

Ordering wine at a pub? Ugh.

Pretty much my response.  He could have meant a wine bar, though, in which case prrrrrrrrrrrrt.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2407 on: March 02, 2015, 06:24:06 PM »
Who the freak cares?

I care. There's a stem so you don't have to hold the bulb and thus affect the temperature of the wine.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2408 on: March 02, 2015, 06:42:08 PM »
 Did I just see you hold my bulb, you heathen?


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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2409 on: March 02, 2015, 07:04:33 PM »
Bar staff who hold a wine glass by the bulb.
You, sir, are a much more refined gentleman than I.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2410 on: March 02, 2015, 07:10:17 PM »

You, sir, are a much more refined gentleman than I.

Me:  "Hey, is that wine??  excrement yeah!"

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2411 on: March 02, 2015, 07:18:09 PM »
Who the freak cares?

Anyone who is getting paid to serve wine should know how to hold wine. Basic professionalism.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2412 on: March 02, 2015, 07:19:38 PM »
With their loose grip they might spill some on his white jeans.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2413 on: March 02, 2015, 07:20:22 PM »
Anyone who is getting paid to serve wine should know how to hold wine. Basic professionalism.
Doesn't the glass hold the wine?

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2414 on: March 02, 2015, 07:25:39 PM »
Doesn't the glass hold the wine?

Anyone getting paid to serve wine should be able to gracefully cup the wine into the customer's open mouth quickly enough to maintain the proper serving temperature.  Basic professionalism.