Annoyances

[Jetaho]

It'd be nice if my insomniac wife would turn off her alarm, which goes off 45 minutes before mine, when she gets up at 4:30 a.m.

[Tommy]

My alarm goes off first about 30mins before I have to get up. I require at least 5 hits of the snooze button every morning.

My family hates me.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

My alarm goes off first about 30mins before I have to get up. I require at least 5 hits of the snooze button every morning.

My family hates me.

Yeah, you need to find your own place.

So does Jetaho's wife, apparently.

[bojanglesman]

I  am Tommy.

My family hates me.

Fyp.

[Johnny English]

I have two alarms that go off - the first is my internet radio which wakes me with the gentle tones of BBC Radio Five Live, then my phone alarm goes off five minutes later. I rarely need the phone.

[Miamipuck]

Getting stiffed by people when they ask you to buy tickets for them and then you lay out the money and they no show.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

When I'm at the bar and I've shown every idiot woman that I'm cool and then they all want to go home with me and freak my brains out but I can only take six so then I have to toss 20 or 30 of them the way of the assholes who show up and have no business picking up on women because they don't know how to crack into their feeble and inferior minds and solve them like a puzzle.  There are usually some 8s and 9s mixed in there so it's not too bad but one time there were too many 10s so I just started giving out numbers like the deli and told them to come back the next night and they can move to the front of the line but it was so much effort because I got mobbed on the way in.  I should really start charging these guys for my scraps and leftovers.  Women are all whores anyway.

[Miamipuck]

When I'm at the bar and I've shown every idiot woman that I'm cool and then they all want to go home with me and freak my brains out but I can only take six so then I have to toss 20 or 30 of them the way of the assholes who show up and have no business picking up on women because they don't know how to crack into their feeble and inferior minds and solve them like a puzzle.  There are usually some 8s and 9s mixed in there so it's not too bad but one time there were too many 10s so I just started giving out numbers like the deli and told them to come back the next night and they can move to the front of the line but it was so much effort because I got mobbed on the way in.  I should really start charging these guys for my scraps and leftovers.  Women are all whores anyway.

Man you sound almost as good as JFIF but he trips over "8's and 9's" on his way to 10's.

[ukilledkenny]

You're supposed to tip the bouncer so you can bang the sluts in the back room. Don't want crazy bitches getting hungry for your dick and showing up uninvited.

[Jumbo]

When I'm at the bar and I've shown every idiot woman that I'm cool and then they all want to go home with me and freak my brains out but I can only take six so then I have to toss 20 or 30 of them the way of the assholes who show up and have no business picking up on women because they don't know how to crack into their feeble and inferior minds and solve them like a puzzle.  There are usually some 8s and 9s mixed in there so it's not too bad but one time there were too many 10s so I just started giving out numbers like the deli and told them to come back the next night and they can move to the front of the line but it was so much effort because I got mobbed on the way in.  I should really start charging these guys for my scraps and leftovers.  Women are all whores anyway.

No mention of the number of Tinder matches you have 8/10

[Ignatius J Reilly]

No mention of the number of Tinder matches you have 8/10

I thought about it, but I don't know what comes after trillion.

[bojanglesman]

Football fans who say they have to look at more "tape" on a player, and just go look up a bunch of highlight videos on youtube.  There's nothing wrong with highlight videos, but don't pretend like you are Daniel Jeremiah digging into the NFL films archive for research.

[Cane]

Football fans who say they have to look at more "tape" on a player, and just go look up a bunch of highlight videos on youtube.  There's nothing wrong with highlight videos, but don't pretend like you are Daniel Jeremiah digging into the NFL films archive for research.

I say tape sometimes knowing that it sounds pretentious. I usually say PBPs or clips to refer to the cut ups sites like draft breakdown do.

Fun fact, that's what pretty much all of them watch, too.

[JFIF]

Man you sound almost as good as JFIF but he trips over "8's and 9's" on his way to 10's.

The 10s are the worst. Too much hassle and trouble and not enough reward. Once you've been with a couple the novelty wears off. 

Unfortunately in the instagram age, you have 6 and 7s pretending to be 10s and you have these mongrels that satiate their need for attention and validation. I can't wait till the anti social media counter culture develops. Social media will still have its place but people will stop living on it.  Hey lets show how much fun we're having instead of actually having fun

[ons]

can't wait till the anti social media counter culture develops. Social media will still have its place but people will stop living on it.

That's already been happening.