Annoyances

[Heismanberg]

When I have to pay extra for parking and this freaking piece of excrement clown mother fucker parks in my spot under the carport. 

If I was a complete waste of life like this retard, I'd get his faggoty PT Cruiser towed.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

When I have to pay extra for parking and this freaking piece of excrement clown mother fucker parks in my spot under the carport. 

If I was a complete waste of life like this retard, I'd get his faggoty PT Cruiser towed.

Or you could just have it towed because freak that guy.

[Heismanberg]

Or you could just have it towed because freak that guy.

The old guy that lives above me that I steal cable from is out of town, so I was able park in his spot which is covered. 

I'm gonna talk to this dude tomorrow though.

[SixFeetDeep]

Chicks that go hiking/Rock climbing for the sole purpose of taking selfies

[bojanglesman]

Chicks that go hiking/Rock climbing for the sole purpose of taking selfies

Best part, they have to let go of the rock with one hand to take the pic.  Darwin is still at work.

[Tommy]

Chicks that go hiking/Rock climbing for the sole purpose of taking selfies

I feel like girls did less excrement in general before cell phone cameras, instagram, and FB. Now they're all trying to one-up each other.

[Heismanberg]

I feel like girls did less excrement in general before cell phone cameras, instagram, and FB. Now they're all trying to one-up each other.

art over science

[ukilledkenny]

I feel like girls did less excrement in general before cell phone cameras, instagram, and FB. Now they're all trying to one-up each other.

Online dating also pushed that. Every chicks dating profile says they are bored of going to dinner and a movie so hiking became the go to for guys to suggest as a "adventurous" date.

[Ignatius J Reilly]

I feel like girls did less excrement in general before cell phone cameras, instagram, and FB. Now they're all trying to one-up each other.

Girls did excrement.  They just didn't feel a need to craft some image of themselves online.  I think they do largely the same excrement, they just capture it differently.

[Heismanberg]

Girls did excrement.  They just didn't feel a need to craft some image of themselves online.  I think they do largely the same excrement, they just capture it differently.

Suffrage Patrol

[Ignatius J Reilly]

Suffrage Patrol

excrement.  I forgot.

Uh, women are lazy bitches who sat around eating Bon bons and watching soaps before the Internet came along.  Clearly they're lazy idiots and not shrewd self promoters.

[bojanglesman]

Peg Bundy muthafucka!!!

[Johnny English]

People who drag their feet along the ground when they're walking.

[ukilledkenny]

Everything about lent. The excrement on everyone's face. The dramatic conversation about what they are giving up. Fish in the microwave every Friday for months.

[guinness77]

Everything about lent. The excrement on everyone's face. The dramatic conversation about what they are giving up. Fish in the microwave every Friday for months.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QdGpmzrsknY
I'm fairly certain this is it, but Artie Lange's bookie story on Ash Wednesday. Priceless. He discussed this in his book, too.