Annoyances

[Heismanberg]

People who remain seated when you introduce yourself. Stand the freak up if I come over to shake your hand.

A referee got mad at me the other day because I didn't stand up to shake his hand.

I didn't do it on purpose.  I was showing a female teacher how to work the scoreboard because the bundle of sticks that usually does it no-showed.  He walked up to me when I was in the middle of explaining something, so I just extended my hand, said hello, and went about my business.

He started saying stuff about me being disrespectful.  Shut the freak up and watch my team win by 25 points, black poopchute. 

JE won't like this very much, but if I wasn't a young white coach, it wouldn't have been a problem.  Out of the 8 schools we've faced, I am one of two white coaches.  We've probably had three white officials in 15 total games. 

[JFIF]

People who remain seated when you introduce yourself. Stand the freak up if I come over to shake your hand.

A half get up is acceptable.

where you start standing as you shake but it's completed before you're totally upright, and end up just sitting back down

[Miamipuck]

A referee got mad at me the other day because I didn't stand up to shake his hand.

I didn't do it on purpose.  I was showing a female teacher how to work the scoreboard because the bundle of sticks that usually does it no-showed.  He walked up to me when I was in the middle of explaining something, so I just extended my hand, said hello, and went about my business.

He started saying stuff about me being disrespectful.  Shut the freak up and watch my team win by 25 points, black poopchute. 

JE won't like this very much, but if I wasn't a young white coach, it wouldn't have been a problem.  Out of the 8 schools we've faced, I am one of two white coaches.  We've probably had three white officials in 15 total games. 

Do they mind when you wear a pillow case hood?

[Johnny English]

A referee got mad at me the other day because I didn't stand up to shake his hand.

I didn't do it on purpose.  I was showing a female teacher how to work the scoreboard because the bundle of sticks that usually does it no-showed.  He walked up to me when I was in the middle of explaining something, so I just extended my hand, said hello, and went about my business.

He started saying stuff about me being disrespectful.  Shut the freak up and watch my team win by 25 points, black poopchute. 

JE won't like this very much, but if I wasn't a young white coach, it wouldn't have been a problem.  Out of the 8 schools we've faced, I am one of two white coaches.  We've probably had three white officials in 15 total games. 

Why would I have a problem with that? Give me some credit for seeing a difference between stating facts and ignorant stereotyping.

[Tommy]

Why would I have a problem with that? Give me some credit for seeing a difference between stating facts and ignorant stereotyping.

You've developed a reputation of being unable to criticize anyone of color for anything. Well, except if they happen to play for the Patriots.

[Johnny English]

You've developed a reputation of being unable to criticize anyone of color for anything. Well, except if they happen to play for the Patriots.

Is this the bit where you start sharing your extensive knowledge of black culture with us again?

[AlioTheFool]

A half get up is acceptable.

where you start standing as you shake but it's completed before you're totally upright, and end up just sitting back down

Agreed. I've done that quite often.

In Heismanberg's situation, I'd probably understand that he was busy at the time and it wasn't meant to offend. There's a difference between being too lazy to stand up (or willing not standing) and unintentionally not standing because you're already preoccupied.

[Badger]

When people say weed eater and snow thrower instead of weed whacker and snow blower.

[bojanglesman]

When people say weed eater and snow thrower instead of weed whacker and snow blower.

freak you, I say weed eater.  I think the technical term is string trimmer, but that sounds gay.

 

[Badger]

freak you, I say weed eater.  I think the technical term is string trimmer, but that sounds gay.

You would, hayseed.

[guinness77]

I didn't realize there were links to the rest of the forum on the bottom of the page until a few days ago. I've been scrolling up the whole time.

[guinness77]

I'm sure it's been out in here at some point but...autocorrect. Go freak yourself.

[bojanglesman]

I'm sure it's been out in here at some point but...autocorrect. Go beijing yourself.

autocorrected it.

[IATA]

Autocorrect ugh.I got a new phone and the autocorrect sucks dicks on it

[Miamipuck]

I'm sure it's been out in here at some point but...autocorrect. Go freak yourself.

I second this.