Annoyances

[Miamipuck]

So you are his date?

Did you get your Thanksgiving Day present yet?

[Tommy]

I live a very impulsive life, so any kind of planning/budgeting is extremely tough.

[bojanglesman]

Did you get your Thanksgiving Day present yet?

Not yet.

[Tommy]

Young kids talking about "back in the day". In a train to Morristown now and there are a bunch of college aged kids behind me reminiscing about the late mid-late 2000s.

[JFIF]

anybody under the age of 25-26 right now is guaranteed to be a retard

[Ignatius J Reilly]

anybody under the age of 25-26 right now is guaranteed to be a retard

They must buy a lot of lottery tickets.

[MBGreen]

Well is not like Bruce Jenner comes up in every day conversation, he hasn't done excrement since 1976 but when you get your rooster cut off purposely or otherwise, it tends to make people talk.

He's already driving like a woman.

http://www.tmz.com/2015/02/07/bruce-jenner-fatal-car-accident-pacific-coast-highway-malibu-photo-dead/

[Ignatius J Reilly]

He's already driving like a woman.

http://www.tmz.com/2015/02/07/bruce-jenner-fatal-car-accident-pacific-coast-highway-malibu-photo-dead/

Booooooooooooooo.  Some woman freaking died and another driver will live forever with killing someone when it wasn't his fault.

freak this shim and freak the paparazzi.  They cause excrement at my daughter's school and around my neighborhood.  The other day I got stuck at a light because they were running around on the street because some dumb bitch was at Starbucks.  I was 3 blocks from home and nobody could move because they kept darting into traffic.  Arrest them all.

[Tommy]

People who remain seated when you introduce yourself. Stand the freak up if I come over to shake your hand.

[bojanglesman]

People who abbreviate terms or use uncommon acronyms and no one knows what the freak it means.

[bojanglesman]

People still keep trying to start conversations about stupid excrement with me in my office.  I still clearly don't show any interest, yet they keep talking like I'm hanging on every word.  I don't mean to be an poopchute.  I like to talk, but I don't want to ramble on about your new checking account and your taxes.

[Tommy]

PWATOUUAANOMWTFIM

[AlioTheFool]

People who remain seated when you introduce yourself. Stand the freak up if I come over to shake your hand.

I generally stand up whenever I shake someone's hand. Coming or going, and whether I know them or not. It's rude not to.

[bojanglesman]

I generally stand up whenever I shake someone's hand. Coming or going, and whether I know them or not. It's rude not to.

I take it a step further.  I stand up AND get an erection out of respect.

[AlioTheFool]

I take it a step further.  I stand up AND get an erection out of respect.

"What're ya gonna do with that?"