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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2085 on: January 23, 2015, 10:59:13 AM »
"Kendall Jenner has amassed a $2.8M fortune"

doing freaking what? I haven't seen her porn film release yet
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2086 on: January 23, 2015, 11:00:51 AM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on January 23, 2015, 10:59:13 AM
"Kendall Jenner has amassed a $2.8M fortune"

doing freaking what? I haven't seen her porn film release yet

Obviously she pulled herself up by her bootstraps and worked harder than you.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2087 on: January 23, 2015, 11:06:26 AM »
Quote from: SixFeetDeep on January 23, 2015, 10:59:13 AM
"Kendall Jenner has amassed a $2.8M fortune"

doing freaking what? I haven't seen her porn film release yet
Quote from: Badger on January 23, 2015, 11:00:51 AM
Obviously she pulled herself up by her bootstraps and worked harder than you.

Only in America baby.


Incidentally, someone told me Bruce Jenner wanted to become a woman. I thought the dude was freaking with me. Then I saw this and it really freaking annoyed me, men who have ridiculous plastic surgery, what faggots:



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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2088 on: January 23, 2015, 11:16:07 AM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on January 23, 2015, 11:06:26 AM
Only in America baby.


Incidentally, someone told me Bruce Jenner wanted to become a woman. I thought the dude was freaking with me. Then I saw this and it really freaking annoyed me, men who have ridiculous plastic surgery, what faggots:

He's beyond plastic surgery. He's gone transgender. I'm not sure if he's had surgery to remove his penis yet, but he's taken hormones and everything.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2089 on: January 23, 2015, 11:18:26 AM »
Quote from: AlioTheFool on January 23, 2015, 11:16:07 AM
He's beyond plastic surgery. He's gone transgender. I'm not sure if he's had surgery to remove his penis yet, but he's taken hormones and everything.
His wife removed his rooster and balls already.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2090 on: January 23, 2015, 11:21:07 AM »
Quote from: Badger on January 23, 2015, 10:53:46 AM

I actually got into an argument with one of my dad's friends over that. After Hurricane Sandy I mentioned how the L train was shut down for a week because the tunnels got flooded, and he said that didn't make sense because the el train is above ground. I tried to explain it to him but he wasn't having it. He was from Maryland so I was thinking "hey how about you take my freaking word on the train I take every day?"

Yeah I was actually joking about how it's written, it's obviously different, but pronunciation wise it's pretty much the same "L" or "EL".
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2091 on: January 23, 2015, 11:21:42 AM »
Quote from: AlioTheFool on January 23, 2015, 11:16:07 AM
He's beyond plastic surgery. He's gone transgender. I'm not sure if he's had surgery to remove his penis yet, but he's taken hormones and everything.

He looked like a freak 15 years ago.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2092 on: January 23, 2015, 11:23:49 AM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on January 23, 2015, 11:21:07 AM
Yeah I was actually joking about how it's written, it's obviously different, but pronunciation wise it's pretty much the same "L" or "EL".

I know, but that argument did actually happen though. It was mind-boggling.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2093 on: January 23, 2015, 11:31:59 AM »
Quote from: Badger on January 23, 2015, 11:23:49 AM
I know, but that argument did actually happen though. It was mind-boggling.

He was serious about that? That's pretty freaking stupid.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2094 on: January 23, 2015, 11:43:55 AM »
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I really really really miss commuting in HK. The NYC subway system is the fuckn worst. It took me a year abroad to really appreciate how awful it is. Skipping stops on a whim, running at a snails pace, going out of service.

Yeah but you don't have to deal with Chinese peop....


Oh wait.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2095 on: January 23, 2015, 11:47:46 AM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on January 23, 2015, 11:06:26 AM
Only in America baby.


Incidentally, someone told me Bruce Jenner wanted to become a woman. I thought the dude was freaking with me. Then I saw this and it really freaking annoyed me, men who have ridiculous plastic surgery, what faggots:





It's the national enquirer.

I think it's just bad Botox/facelifts and probably a publicity stunt for that stupid freaking show
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2096 on: January 23, 2015, 11:58:37 AM »
In Touch or something did a huge profile on his lady like tendencies, but theyre being sued for slander I guess.

Who cares if he wants to be a braud. If Kris Jenner can get away with it, why can't Bruce?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2097 on: January 23, 2015, 12:21:34 PM »
An old work friend wants to do a little informal reunion of the guys from that job. He asks me for midtown bar recommendations, and I provide some. Naturally, he disregards all of them and makes a reservation at one of the many carbon copy Irish bars.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2098 on: January 23, 2015, 12:28:22 PM »
^ That's like asking the waitress what's good on the menu and she say's the burgers and/or fish taco's and you order the Chicken Philly. Although I do that on purpose to be a dick, all the time.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2099 on: January 23, 2015, 01:47:23 PM »
Right on topic...I hate how inconsistent Panera Bread can be. I don't eat it a lot but it's always really good or really inadequate.
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