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AlioTheFool

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2040 on: January 16, 2015, 02:53:05 PM »
Quote from: Badger on January 16, 2015, 01:22:42 PM
That only happens to me if I bite my nails, I've never screwed up with the clippers.

Yeah, how the hell do you clip your nail short enough to hurt?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2041 on: January 16, 2015, 02:54:03 PM »
Quote from: AlioTheFool on January 16, 2015, 02:53:05 PM
Yeah, how the hell do you clip your nail short enough to hurt?

Maybe he clips his nails while jogging.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2042 on: January 16, 2015, 03:04:59 PM »
Quote from: Badger on January 16, 2015, 02:54:03 PM
Maybe he clips his nails while jogging.

You'd still have to be functionally impaired to get a nail clipper to ignore the fact that your nail has a bed that should prevent you from cutting any further down.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2043 on: January 16, 2015, 03:05:33 PM »
Quote from: AlioTheFool on January 16, 2015, 03:04:59 PM
You'd still have to be functionally impaired to get a nail clipper to ignore the fact that your nail has a bed that should prevent you from cutting any further down.

Maybe he drinks while he clips his nails while jogging.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2044 on: January 16, 2015, 09:07:56 PM »
Presumably you've got fat sausage fingers with little nails, but I don't. I don't have to cut nails to the bed for them to be so short that they dig into the tips of my fingers.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2045 on: January 18, 2015, 01:31:23 PM »
The poopchute that put 900 million staples in the carpet padding I'm pulling out right now.  Gonna put in hardwood upstairs and I have to get all this excrement out first.  Gotta pull each and every one of those little fuckers out.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2046 on: January 18, 2015, 02:27:17 PM »
That Acura commercial with the chick "rapping" Blondie's "Rapture."  Ugh.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2047 on: January 18, 2015, 02:58:47 PM »
When Earl Thomas makes a play and he does that stupid hunched over intense stare at the camera/crowd
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2048 on: January 18, 2015, 03:13:05 PM »
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2049 on: January 18, 2015, 03:14:49 PM »
Quote from: Pope on January 18, 2015, 02:58:47 PM
When Earl Thomas makes a play and he does that stupid hunched over intense stare at the camera/crowd

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Earl Thomas heads to locker room with shoulder injury, return is questionable http://wp.me/p14QSB-9GIQ


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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2050 on: January 18, 2015, 04:47:56 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on January 18, 2015, 01:31:23 PM
The poopchute that put 900 million staples in the carpet padding I'm pulling out right now.  Gonna put in hardwood upstairs and I have to get all this excrement out first.  Gotta pull each and every one of those little fuckers out.

Why? Just replace the subfloor, it's an hour's work with a skill saw.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2051 on: January 18, 2015, 05:19:08 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on January 18, 2015, 04:47:56 PM
Why? Just replace the subfloor, it's an hour's work with a skill saw.
Ripping out the subfloor, cutting new boards, replacing them by myself, all in one hour?  You sir are Superman.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2052 on: January 18, 2015, 05:49:50 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on January 18, 2015, 05:19:08 PM
Ripping out the subfloor, cutting new boards, replacing them by myself, all in one hour?  You sir are Superman.

Why rip out the old one? Just cut and lay a new one over the top.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2053 on: January 18, 2015, 07:16:31 PM »
If he has that many staples, it could mean an uneven sub, which is bad.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #2054 on: January 18, 2015, 07:23:06 PM »
RIP Bo's house.
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