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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1890 on: December 11, 2014, 11:17:18 PM »
Quote from: Badger on December 11, 2014, 10:56:37 PM
Do you honestly think I play FarmVille?

do you honestly think i was serious?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1891 on: December 11, 2014, 11:32:18 PM »

Quote from: IATA on December 11, 2014, 11:17:18 PM
do you honestly think i was serious?

I thought there was a slight chance.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1892 on: December 15, 2014, 11:15:20 AM »
Caught a cold over the weekend, and I can feel it getting to the worst stage. I fly out to NY (19hr flight) in about half a day. Oh boy. This is going to suck.


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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1893 on: December 15, 2014, 11:38:31 AM »
Quote from: Tommy on December 15, 2014, 11:15:20 AM
Caught a cold over the weekend, and I can feel it getting to the worst stage. I fly out to NY (19hr flight) in about half a day. Oh boy. This is going to suck.


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who was that chick you were having dinner with ? she was hot
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1894 on: December 15, 2014, 11:50:00 AM »

Quote from: JFIF on December 15, 2014, 11:38:31 AM
who was that chick you were having dinner with ? she was hot

That's Mina. She gave me the cold, and yes she is.

Japanese girls are great. Submissive and domesticated. They'll go out of their way to make sure you're getting what you need. They even ask permission before blowing you. Not joking.


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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1895 on: December 15, 2014, 11:50:55 AM »
Too bad she doesn't live in NY. Trying to convince her to move out there though.


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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1896 on: December 15, 2014, 04:34:24 PM »
Quote from: Tommy on December 15, 2014, 11:15:20 AM
Caught a cold over the weekend, and I can feel it getting to the worst stage. I fly out to NY (19hr flight) in about half a day. Oh boy. This is going to suck.


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Don't bring that Ebola excrement back here man.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1897 on: December 15, 2014, 04:42:42 PM »
Quote from: Tommy on December 15, 2014, 11:50:55 AM
Too bad she doesn't live in NY. Trying to convince her to move out there though.


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Is Sayuki excited that you're coming back?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1898 on: December 15, 2014, 04:50:41 PM »
TIL ideal qualities in a woman are the same as ideal qualities in a dog.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1899 on: December 15, 2014, 05:32:13 PM »


Quote from: Tommy on December 15, 2014, 11:50:00 AM
That's Mina. She gave me the cold, and yes she is.

Japanese girls are great. Submissive and domesticated. They'll go out of their way to make sure you're getting what you need. They even ask permission before banging you in the derriere. Not joking.


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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1900 on: December 15, 2014, 05:33:19 PM »
Quote from: Ignatius J Reilly on December 15, 2014, 04:50:41 PM
TIL ideal qualities in a woman are the same as ideal qualities in a dog.

Not exactly the same, I prefer my dogs to be hairy. Also, dog blowjobs are too bitey.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1901 on: December 16, 2014, 12:32:41 AM »
Quote from: Tommy on December 15, 2014, 11:50:00 AM
That's Mina. She gave me the cold, and yes she is.

Japanese girls are great. Submissive and domesticated. They'll go out of their way to make sure you're getting what you need. They even ask permission before blowing you. Not joking.



ive only dated a half japanese girl...

And she threatened to cut my dick off with an infomercial knife that bears the same name as me, if I ever cheated on her.


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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1902 on: December 16, 2014, 12:41:47 AM »

Quote from: JFIF on December 16, 2014, 12:32:41 AM
ive only dated a half japanese girl...

And she threatened to cut my dick off with an infomercial knife that bears the same name as me, if I ever cheated on her.

Haha holy excrement. Well, I only mean the ones from over there. And not the ones who speak any English, since only nerds or more "internationally minded (troubled)" speak it. My ex said something like "If you cheat on me, I'll get angry." Hardly threatening.


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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1903 on: December 16, 2014, 07:43:18 AM »
Quote from: JFIF on December 16, 2014, 12:32:41 AM
ive only dated a half japanese girl...

And she threatened to cut my dick off with an infomercial knife that bears the same name as me, if I ever cheated on her.
Your name is Ginsu?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1904 on: December 16, 2014, 08:03:04 AM »
Quote from: Tommy on December 16, 2014, 12:41:47 AM
Haha holy excrement. Well, I only mean the ones from over there. And not the ones who speak any English, since only nerds or more "internationally minded (troubled)" speak it. My ex said something like "If you cheat on me, I'll get angry." Hardly threatening.


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I know. I was half joking. She really did say that but my ex was way more Brazilian in personality than she was japanese.
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