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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #135 on: November 06, 2013, 08:57:26 AM »
If you think anyones gonna go freak themselves, well then I got a bridge to sell you

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #136 on: November 06, 2013, 10:33:34 AM »
Quote from: Badger on November 01, 2013, 02:03:26 PM
I've heard it more times this year than I have in the past decade.

Reminds me of a couple years ago, can't remember if it was early YDKF or late TGG, but you couldn't read a single thread without coming across someone using the phrase "if you believe _______ then I've got a bridge to sell you."

I noticed Puck used it here recently, keeping up his reputation of running things into the ground.

Funny story. This Japanese friend of mine tried to use that line on me once, but it came out as "Would you like to buy my bridge?"
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #137 on: November 11, 2013, 09:35:37 AM »
Weed humor. The whole Cheech and Chong, "poke smot" stuff.

No. Just no.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #138 on: November 11, 2013, 09:44:26 AM »
Never heard of that.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #139 on: November 11, 2013, 10:07:13 AM »
Quote from: Badger on November 11, 2013, 09:35:37 AM
Weed humor. The whole Cheech and Chong, "poke smot" stuff.

No. Just no.

Dave's not here, man.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #140 on: November 11, 2013, 12:03:58 PM »
places that give you like 2 napkins and keep the rest behind the counter

I know that's a Curb episode but it still really annoys me so many places do this. Subway is the biggest culprit of this excrement
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #141 on: November 11, 2013, 12:07:26 PM »
Quote from: JFIF on November 11, 2013, 12:03:58 PM
places that give you like 2 napkins and keep the rest behind the counter

I know that's a Curb episode but it still really annoys me so many places do this. Subway is the biggest culprit of this excrement

You should learn how to eat with 1-2 napkins like a grown up.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #142 on: November 11, 2013, 12:12:13 PM »
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #143 on: November 11, 2013, 02:16:12 PM »
^ hai Puck
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #144 on: November 11, 2013, 02:19:31 PM »
If I'm given 10  napkins, I'll use every single napkin. If I'm only given one, then I'll find a way to clean myself with just the one.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #145 on: November 11, 2013, 02:34:16 PM »
Sometimes you need 800 napkins, you know, just in case you excrement yourself and have man-struation at the table simultaneously.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #146 on: November 11, 2013, 02:55:12 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on November 11, 2013, 02:34:16 PM
Sometimes you need 800 napkins, you know, just in case you excrement yourself and have man-struation at the table simultaneously.

JFIF needs 40 napkins in case he's playing a video game and needs to wipe his tears.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #147 on: November 11, 2013, 04:44:35 PM »
Quote from: 624 on November 11, 2013, 02:55:12 PM
JFIF needs 40 napkins in case he's playing a video game and needs to wipe his tears.

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #148 on: November 13, 2013, 03:22:32 PM »
When people copy and paste text from an article in their post but don't delete image captions or other little inserts that aren't part of the body of the article.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #149 on: November 18, 2013, 11:35:04 PM »
Grown men who use the word "fam."
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