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Johnny English

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1830 on: November 27, 2014, 07:52:18 AM »
Sports fans saying "this puts cricket/football/tiddlywinks into perspective" after the untimely death of a player. No it doesn't, not unless you had your perspective so massively out of whack that you actually at any point thought that the sport was as important as someone's life, in which case you need to stop being all wistful and deep and recognise that you're a freaking idiot with a tenuous grasp on the realities of life.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1831 on: November 27, 2014, 11:26:37 PM »
My friends in the military and emergency services beings douchebags about the retail employees working today.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1832 on: December 03, 2014, 03:15:18 PM »
when brothermoose used to refer to Brett Favre as "Bert Favre".
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1833 on: December 03, 2014, 06:38:41 PM »

Quote from: Badger on November 27, 2014, 11:26:37 PM
My friends in the military and emergency services beings douchebags about the retail employees working today.

How so?


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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1834 on: December 03, 2014, 06:49:42 PM »

Quote from: Tommy on December 03, 2014, 06:38:41 PM
How so?


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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1835 on: December 05, 2014, 01:36:09 PM »
Christmas cards. Can everybody please just stop with this anachronistic foolishness? We're living in a technology age, there is absolutely zero need to buy and write and mail pieces of paper in order to send people Christmas wishes.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1836 on: December 05, 2014, 01:42:58 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on December 05, 2014, 01:36:09 PM
Christmas cards. Can everybody please just stop with this anachronistic foolishness? We're living in a technology age, there is absolutely zero need to buy and write and mail pieces of paper in order to send people Christmas wishes.

excrement, I just mailed you a Fire Idzik! Christmas postcard. 
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1837 on: December 05, 2014, 01:49:51 PM »
stomach flu
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1838 on: December 05, 2014, 02:01:17 PM »
The flu and colds in general, I have been getting my derriere kicked all week.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1839 on: December 05, 2014, 02:08:47 PM »
Everyone around me is coughing and congested.  I'm the only one left healthy.  It's just a matter or time........
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1840 on: December 05, 2014, 02:26:16 PM »
I don't get sick. Get your excrement together.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1841 on: December 05, 2014, 02:59:40 PM »

Quote from: Johnny English on December 05, 2014, 01:36:09 PM
Christmas cards. Can everybody please just stop with this anachronistic foolishness? We're living in a technology age, there is absolutely zero need to buy and write and mail pieces of paper in order to send people Christmas wishes.

Yes please.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1842 on: December 05, 2014, 03:00:18 PM »
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1843 on: December 05, 2014, 03:03:03 PM »
Quote from: Badger on December 05, 2014, 02:26:16 PM
I don't get sick. Get your excrement together.

Same here. If I get sick once a year it's a rare event. What are you people, 12?
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1844 on: December 05, 2014, 05:04:53 PM »
Quote from: Badger on December 05, 2014, 02:26:16 PM
I don't get sick. Get your excrement together.

same
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