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MBGreen

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1815 on: November 22, 2014, 01:33:07 PM »
^ perfect response
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1816 on: November 22, 2014, 02:13:31 PM »
In laws who excrement on your U8 soccer team in front of some of the girls.  It's your freaking granddaughter out there.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1817 on: November 22, 2014, 02:35:39 PM »
Time Warner sending a tech to my house and leaving us with even less functionality than before.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1818 on: November 23, 2014, 11:03:48 AM »
Grocery shopping and holding in a excrement
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1819 on: November 23, 2014, 11:08:56 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on November 23, 2014, 11:03:48 AM
Grocery shopping and holding in a excrement
Just go blow it up at the store.  What's wrong with you?


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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1820 on: November 23, 2014, 11:10:44 AM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on November 23, 2014, 11:08:56 AM
Just go blow it up at the store.  What's wrong with you?
The washrooms at this store are gross
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1821 on: November 23, 2014, 11:12:12 AM »
Quote from: MBGreen on November 23, 2014, 11:10:44 AM
The washrooms at this store are gross
There are techniques to get around that.

"The hover excrement"
"Stand and deliver"
"The catcher"
And of course.... "the prrrrrt"
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1822 on: November 23, 2014, 11:30:24 AM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on November 23, 2014, 11:12:12 AM
There are techniques to get around that.

Yes, like being a man.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1823 on: November 23, 2014, 11:34:23 AM »
Quote from: Badger on November 23, 2014, 11:30:24 AM
Yes, like being a man.
Maybe he should try the women's potty.  Maybe some flowers and floral lotions would make it better for him.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1824 on: November 23, 2014, 11:49:14 AM »
Quote from: Badger on November 23, 2014, 11:30:24 AM
Yes, like being a man.
A real man would've had direct tv years ago
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1825 on: November 23, 2014, 12:19:14 PM »
MB's portable toilet for emergencies:

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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1826 on: November 23, 2014, 12:39:13 PM »
^fits in my costanza wallet
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1827 on: November 25, 2014, 12:55:15 PM »
Selfie sticks.
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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1828 on: November 25, 2014, 01:19:00 PM »

Quote from: Badger on November 25, 2014, 12:55:15 PM
Selfie sticks.

Oh my god this. Though I love standing by and watching failed attempt after attempt.


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Re: Annoyances
« Reply #1829 on: November 25, 2014, 01:43:43 PM »
My friend's ex-girlfriend who feels the need to comment on every single thing he posts on Facebook. Can't you two bitterly ignore each other like normal exes?
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