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bojanglesman

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Russell gon' get laid
« on: April 23, 2014, 04:30:03 PM »
Single and soon to be rich:

Bob Condotta ‏@bcondotta  11m
Seahawks have just released a statement that Russell Wilson has filed for a divorce from wife, Ashton.
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Re: Russell gon' get laid
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2014, 04:31:06 PM »
Huh. Didn't see that one coming.
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bojanglesman

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Re: Russell gon' get laid
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2014, 04:32:50 PM »
Dumped her before the big contract. Solid financial move. 

/poopchute
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Re: Russell gon' get laid
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2014, 04:34:22 PM »
For reference, here's the worst picture of her on the internet:

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Re: Russell gon' get laid
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2014, 04:43:34 PM »
Most disappointing thread ever.
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Re: Russell gon' get laid
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2014, 04:54:27 PM »
^Sorry man.  Didn't think about that.

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Re: Russell gon' get laid
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2014, 04:54:33 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on April 23, 2014, 04:43:34 PM
Most disappointing thread ever.

That was my first guess, then JaMarcus Russell.
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Re: Russell gon' get laid
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2014, 05:53:36 PM »
Quote from: Badger on April 23, 2014, 04:34:22 PM
For reference, here's the worst picture of her on the internet:



You can park a lot of rooster in that mouth.
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Re: Russell gon' get laid
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2014, 06:04:00 PM »
Quote from: Badger on April 23, 2014, 04:34:22 PM
For reference, here's the worst picture of her on the internet:



Quite possible part of his divorce complaint.  Gat Dayum.
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Re: Russell gon' get laid
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2014, 06:05:30 PM »
I was listening to Sirus today, or yesterday, and they were talking about the Terrell Pryor trade.  They were talking about moving on from Wilson.

I almost drove into a tree.
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Re: Russell gon' get laid
« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2014, 12:04:37 AM »
First of all, what a weird freaking thing for the team to release.

Second of all, pro athletes who get married that young are incredibly stupid for various reasons.
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Re: Russell gon' get laid
« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2014, 12:39:33 AM »
Quote from: JFIF on April 24, 2014, 12:04:37 AM
First of all, what a weird freaking thing for the team to release.

Second of all, pro athletes who get married that young are incredibly stupid for various reasons.

oh excrement, you're right. I just realized that the team released that statement. What the hell?
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Re: Russell gon' get laid
« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2014, 12:40:38 AM »
Quote from: JFIF on April 24, 2014, 12:04:37 AM
Second of all, pro athletes who get married that young are incredibly stupid for various reasons.

I can't blame McCarron or Tannehill for making that decision though...
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Re: Russell gon' get laid
« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2014, 12:53:42 AM »
I guess some guys think that it'll help them keep focus on their game, which probably helped Wilson to be honest. Now that he won the Super Bowl and is getting a payday, he can relax and enjoy the spoils.
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Re: Russell gon' get laid
« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2014, 01:04:01 AM »
That bitch looks like she'd be beat without all that makeup on.
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