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Jets sign Jacoby Ford
« on: April 01, 2014, 03:45:47 PM »
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2014-04-01 20:42:40 UTC
The Jets announce they have signed WR Jacoby Ford #nyj
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Re: Jets sign Jacoby Ford
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2014, 03:49:24 PM »
He's good for a few exciting plays this season before he spontaneously snaps in half.
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Re: Jets sign Jacoby Ford
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2014, 03:53:12 PM »
Quote from: klaximilian on April 01, 2014, 03:49:24 PM
He's good for a few exciting plays this season before he spontaneously snaps in half.

Fords break down pretty quickly.
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Re: Jets sign Jacoby Ford
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2014, 03:58:58 PM »
Clyde Gates 2.0.
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Re: Jets sign Jacoby Ford
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2014, 03:59:07 PM »
This is a pretty good signing.
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Re: Jets sign Jacoby Ford
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2014, 04:06:29 PM »
Quote from: Miamipuck on April 01, 2014, 03:59:07 PM
This is a pretty good signing.

read: awful
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Re: Jets sign Jacoby Ford
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2014, 04:07:29 PM »
Quote from: Italian Seafood on April 01, 2014, 03:53:12 PM
Fords break down pretty quickly.
Yes, that's what I was going for there.
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Re: Jets sign Jacoby Ford
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2014, 04:12:27 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on April 01, 2014, 03:58:58 PM
Clyde Gates 2.0.

Nah.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNAZNW6J-u4

Aside from the awful editing of the video, he had more highlights in a minute than Clyde has had his whole career.

See the catch at the 2:10/2:40 mark.
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Re: Jets sign Jacoby Ford
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2014, 04:13:03 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on April 01, 2014, 03:58:58 PM
Clyde Gates 2.0.

As long as he's never higher than 4th on the depth chart...
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Re: Jets sign Jacoby Ford
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2014, 04:16:56 PM »
Quote from: Badger on April 01, 2014, 04:13:03 PM
As long as he's never higher than 4th on the depth chart...

Keep him as the #4 or #5 and KR/PR specialist. I don't care if he makes it through the entire season, just try to get the ball in his hands a few times a game. He's probably the most explosive offensive player the Jets have on the roster....as sad as that is.
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Re: Jets sign Jacoby Ford
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2014, 04:21:28 PM »
Kickoff returns bitches.
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Re: Jets sign Jacoby Ford
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2014, 04:30:08 PM »
Quote from: bojanglesman on April 01, 2014, 04:21:28 PM
Kickoff returns bitches.

Punts too. No more Jeremy "fair catch" Kerley

Or worse....Kyle Wilson.

Or even worse and entirely laughable...no punt returner. I still can't believe they did that.
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Re: Jets sign Jacoby Ford
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2014, 04:31:46 PM »
Quote from: klaximilian on April 01, 2014, 04:12:27 PM
Nah.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNAZNW6J-u4

Aside from the awful editing of the video, he had more highlights in a minute than Clyde has had his whole career.

See the catch at the 2:10/2:40 mark.

He has had an extra season in the league over Gates. Both are known primarily for being exceedingly fast. Both have records more notable for injuries than catches. I'm comfortable with the comparison.
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Re: Jets sign Jacoby Ford
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2014, 04:37:05 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on April 01, 2014, 04:31:46 PM
I'm comfortable with the comparison.

Depth signings aren't allowed.  freak this team.  Bring back Josh Cribbs though because I know him!

If healthy (which everyone will admit is a huge if), he is a huge upgrade for us as a return specialist. 

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Re: Jets sign Jacoby Ford
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2014, 04:37:21 PM »
Quote from: Johnny English on April 01, 2014, 04:31:46 PM
He has had an extra season in the league over Gates. Both are known primarily for being exceedingly fast. Both have records more notable for injuries than catches. I'm comfortable with the comparison.

Gates hasn't done jack excrement in the league. The comparison based on solely their speed and injury history is a shitty one.

Do you know how many touchdowns Gates has scored in his career?

Zero.
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