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Re: Jim Kelly battling cancer again
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2014, 11:58:33 AM »
The last paragraph seems a little..... incongruous.

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Re: Jim Kelly battling cancer again
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2014, 01:57:18 PM »
Good luck to him.
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Re: Jim Kelly battling cancer again
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2014, 05:18:53 PM »
I wish him well. Hang in ther Jim
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Re: Jim Kelly battling cancer again
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2014, 05:42:57 PM »
Poor Jim. They say it's really aggrssive.

Hope the surgery can help him.

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Re: Jim Kelly battling cancer again
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2014, 05:49:49 PM »
Anyone wanna guess how he got it?

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Re: Jim Kelly battling cancer again
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2014, 05:53:30 PM »
All the Best to JK!!  He was a tough SOB on the field, hope it translates to his treatment.

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Re: Jim Kelly battling cancer again
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2014, 04:16:52 PM »

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Re: Jim Kelly battling cancer again
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2014, 06:04:29 PM »
Kelly is opting out of surgery and for chemo/radiation.

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/24501759/jim-kellys-surgery-canceled-because-it-wouldnt-eradicate-his-cancer

I hope it works is such an unwieldy place to have cancer not that there is any one good place.
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Re: Jim Kelly battling cancer again
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2014, 06:23:40 PM »
Jim Kelly no longer has cancer, at least that the doctors can detect. I think the poor man has been through quite enough now, if there's any justice.
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Re: Jim Kelly battling cancer again
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2014, 06:30:22 PM »
Jim Kelly no longer has cancer, at least that the doctors can detect. I think the poor man has been through quite enough now, if there's any justice.
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