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The Adventures of Braylon Edwards
« on: October 08, 2013, 09:21:06 AM »
Flips paparazzi dude on his face by the ankles.  Well, what little chance he had of returning to the NFL just went bye-bye.  Dumbass.

http://www.tmz.com/2013/10/08/ex-nfl-star-braylon-edwards-video-of-pap-attack-grabs-ankles-flips-photog-on-face/

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Re: The Adventures of Braylon Edwards
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2013, 09:22:08 AM »
That's hilarious.

He and Alec Baldwin should form a vigilante duo.

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Re: The Adventures of Braylon Edwards
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2013, 09:23:53 AM »
freak the paparazzi.  Some of the worst people around.

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Re: The Adventures of Braylon Edwards
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2013, 09:24:55 AM »
freak the paparazzi.  Some of the worst people around.

I'm just doing my job, man!
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Re: The Adventures of Braylon Edwards
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2013, 09:27:34 AM »
I always thought Braylon's biggest problem was he had a little Kerry Rhodes in him.
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Re: The Adventures of Braylon Edwards
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2013, 09:28:48 AM »
freak the paparazzi.  Some of the worst people around.

I'm just doing my job, man!

I hate that line, too.  Almost running over children is part of your job?  freak off, dick.

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Re: The Adventures of Braylon Edwards
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2013, 09:28:51 AM »
freak the paparazzi.  Some of the worst people around.

Amen.  The worst part is that they exist because people like me post the link above.  I'm an poopchute.

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Re: The Adventures of Braylon Edwards
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2013, 09:28:53 AM »
Oh and after watching that video, it's pretty obvious he wasn't getting another NFL job, he looked a little bit too heavy imo.
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Re: The Adventures of Braylon Edwards
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2013, 09:29:38 AM »
<----Would you say Jetoffensive is a Flock, a Herd or a Gaggle of assholes? <-------- Would you like to know more!

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Re: The Adventures of Braylon Edwards
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2013, 09:43:18 AM »
freak the paparazzi.  Some of the worst people around.

I'm just doing my job, man!

I hate that line, too.  Almost running over children is part of your job?  freak off, dick.

Not like it's a real profession either. These losers are just trying to cash in on being at the right place at the right time, and most of the time it affects way more people than just the celebrities.
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Re: The Adventures of Braylon Edwards
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2013, 09:48:18 AM »
Geez the paparrazi is the the perfect job for some of you weirdo's. Instead of just sitting and waiting in the bushes at some beautiful chicks house for free you sicko's can get paid.
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Re: The Adventures of Braylon Edwards
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2013, 10:08:32 AM »
freak TMZ, I don't even want to click on the link. Is it worth it?
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Re: The Adventures of Braylon Edwards
« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2013, 10:22:43 AM »
freak TMZ, I don't even want to click on the link. Is it worth it?

No.  He took a cheap shot on some paparazzi dude because he was mad. 

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Re: The Adventures of Braylon Edwards
« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2013, 10:24:35 AM »
it was awesome. the dude is walking away and braylon runs up and grabs the dudes ankles and makes him fall flat on his face.

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Re: The Adventures of Braylon Edwards
« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2013, 10:29:30 AM »
For a second I'm like "WTF is IATA posting the same picture in every thread?"

Please change that sig.
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