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My dad always says he's undefeated at tailgating
Maybe it's not I who doesn't know what he's talking about
Tuna fish in a pouch
The New Jersey Devil keeps knocking over my trashcans at night and taking out credit cards in my name.
https://people.com/crime/sydney-sutherland-arkansas-jogger-suspect-allegedly-rammed-truck-before-murder/
Rehan Baig, 37, was arrested after a tip-off that he had images of child abuse. As well as the material involving children as young as six, investigators also found pictures of Baig and his wife Haleema, 38, carrying out sex acts on a dog and footage of him with the chickens – including one that was dead. The clips were saved in a file called ‘Family Vids’ and were described in court as ‘first-generation, homemade movies’ featuring the couple performing bestiality. Some of them were ‘of some duration in length’. Their home in Bradford was raided in July 2019 by the National Crime Agency, by which time there were no dogs or chickens in the house....Mr Baig has been banned from keeping animals and put on the sex offenders’ register for life
OK, I'll ask it. How in the blue hell do you molest a chicken?
"Hello good sir GM, may we pretty please have your throwaway centers and gords please??!? I'll suck yo'dick!"
if you've seen The Devils' Rejects.....what you do is cut off the chicken's head, and stick your wang in the neck hole. Profit.
De rigueur nowadays in French churches - not very Nice.
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