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Which Would You Hit? NSFL edition
« on: March 02, 2014, 06:08:23 PM »
Well, A or B.

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« Last Edit: March 02, 2014, 06:17:03 PM by Badger »

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Re: Which Would You Hit? NSFL edition
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2014, 07:02:43 PM »
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Re: Which Would You Hit? NSFL edition
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2014, 07:27:45 PM »
You forgot the poll.
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Re: Which Would You Hit? NSFL edition
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2014, 07:32:17 PM »
You forgot the poll.

Option B has the pole.

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Re: Which Would You Hit? NSFL edition
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2014, 07:53:52 PM »
It's fundamentally flawed as a question though, because the claim that saying neither "is to protect yourself from sexual insecurities" assumes that as males we're incapable of saying no to having sex with something. If you put up a picture of two 350lb female swamp pigs no-one would have an issue with you saying neither.
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Re: Which Would You Hit? NSFL edition
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2014, 07:58:34 PM »
It's fundamentally flawed as a question though, because the claim that saying neither "is to protect yourself from sexual insecurities" assumes that as males we're incapable of saying no to having sex with something. If you put up a picture of two 350lb female swamp pigs no-one would have an issue with you saying neither.

So now prejudice is ok towards swamp pigs?

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Re: Which Would You Hit? NSFL edition
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2014, 08:15:16 PM »
So now prejudice is ok towards swamp pigs?

I haven't said there's anything wrong with liking swamp pigs, or men with pussies, or women with massive cocks, just that it's equally fine to not find them attractive.
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Re: Which Would You Hit? NSFL edition
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2014, 08:16:38 PM »
I haven't said there's anything wrong with liking swamp pigs, or men with pussies, or women with massive cocks, just that it's equally fine to not find them attractive.

Good,  I think I prefer the swamp pigs.

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Re: Which Would You Hit? NSFL edition
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2014, 08:31:28 PM »
Fine, I'll play along.

Definitely not the one on the left. It's just a man without a penis. I'm not attracted to men, and one having a vagina won't change that. The one on the right has most of the qualities I find attractive in a woman, besides the penis, which I'm not at all attracted to. Given the two, I'd have to go with the one on the right. Since I'm the one doing the freaking, I'll just turn her over.
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Re: Which Would You Hit? NSFL edition
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2014, 08:36:32 PM »
Fine, I'll play along.

Definitely not the one on the left. It's just a man without a penis. I'm not attracted to men, and one having a vagina won't change that. The one on the right has most of the qualities I find attractive in a woman, besides the penis, which I'm not at all attracted to. Given the two, I'd have to go with the one on the right. Since I'm the one doing the freaking, I'll just turn her over.

If youre gonna turn her over, I hope youd at least give her a courtesy reach around.

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Re: Which Would You Hit? NSFL edition
« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2014, 08:59:24 PM »
Fine, I'll play along.

Definitely not the one on the left. It's just a man without a penis. I'm not attracted to men, and one having a vagina won't change that. The one on the right has most of the qualities I find attractive in a woman, besides the penis, which I'm not at all attracted to. Given the two, I'd have to go with the one on the right. Since I'm the one doing the freaking, I'll just turn her over.

In principle I agree completely with this post, but I consider it one of my firm life rules that I will never freak a woman with a bigger rooster than me.
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Re: Which Would You Hit? NSFL edition
« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2014, 10:01:45 PM »
Fine, I'll play along.

Definitely not the one on the left. It's just a man without a penis. I'm not attracted to men, and one having a vagina won't change that. The one on the right has most of the qualities I find attractive in a woman, besides the penis, which I'm not at all attracted to. Given the two, I'd have to go with the one on the right. Since I'm the one doing the freaking, I'll just turn her over.
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Re: Which Would You Hit? NSFL edition
« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2014, 10:05:31 PM »
. If you're gonna hold a gun to my head, then I agree with Tommy.

I'll take the bullet.
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Re: Which Would You Hit? NSFL edition
« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2014, 10:07:06 PM »
I'll take the bullet.
  The bullet isn't an option.  It's A or B.  Gotta pick one.  Don't be a hoo-ha.  Dudes with poons or chickens with dicks.  Pick one.

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Re: Which Would You Hit? NSFL edition
« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2014, 10:15:03 PM »
  The bullet isn't an option.  It's A or B.  Gotta pick one.  Don't be a hoo-ha.  Dudes with poons or chickens with dicks.  Pick one.


The bullet is an option....this is Canada.
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