Fine, I'll play along.
Definitely not the one on the left. It's just a man without a penis. I'm not attracted to men, and one having a vagina won't change that. The one on the right has most of the qualities I find attractive in a woman, besides the penis, which I'm not at all attracted to. Given the two, I'd have to go with the one on the right. Since I'm the one doing the freaking, I'll just turn her over.