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NFL Coaching Carousel 2024
« on: January 08, 2024, 10:46:59 AM »
The Commanders aren't wasting any time. They've asked for permission to interview the following people:

Head Coach

Raheem Morris
Ben Johnson
Aaron Glenn
Anthony Weaver

Head of Football Operations

Eagles Asst GM - Alex Halaby
Bears Asst GM - Ian Cunningham

GM

Niners Asst GM - Adam Peters
Chiefs Asst GM - Mike Borgonzi
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Re: NFL Coaching Carousel 2024
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2024, 10:48:38 AM »
Getting the minority candidate interviews out of the way
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Re: NFL Coaching Carousel 2024
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2024, 10:59:09 AM »
Getting the minority candidate interviews out of the way

Eric Beans not getting an internal courtesy interview? How the mighty Rooney rule candidate hath fallen
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Re: NFL Coaching Carousel 2024
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2024, 11:00:35 AM »
Eric Beans not getting an internal courtesy interview?

The Jets should hire him to coach RBs
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Re: NFL Coaching Carousel 2024
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2024, 11:01:59 AM »
We should hire Ben Johnson as a HC next year.
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Re: NFL Coaching Carousel 2024
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2024, 12:35:01 PM »
Washington hired Adam Peters (SF Assistant GM) as their new GM. I don't know anything about him but consensus seems to be that it's a very good hire.
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« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2024, 01:03:46 PM »
Washington hired Adam Peters (SF Assistant GM) as their new GM. I don't know anything about him but consensus seems to be that it's a very good hire.

We won't know for a few seasons
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Re: NFL Coaching Carousel 2024
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2024, 01:10:49 AM »
Of course it's the Jets luck how insanely stacked the coaching free agency market is right now. BB, Carroll, Harbaugh, Vrabel. Potentially McCarthy, Tomlin, Siranni.

I realize not all these options are spectacular or realistic . But when you've had Bowles, Saleh, and Gase for the last 10 years. Jesus freaking christ

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« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2024, 07:59:57 AM »
The Rooneys don't fire their HCs. Unless Tomlin resigns he'll be there next year.
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Re: NFL Coaching Carousel 2024
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2024, 08:10:54 AM »
Of course it's the Jets luck how insanely stacked the coaching free agency market is right now. BB, Carroll, Harbaugh, Vrabel. Potentially McCarthy, Tomlin, Siranni.

I realize not all these options are spectacular or realistic . But when you've had Bowles, Saleh, and Gase for the last 10 years. Jesus freaking christ

Saleh and possibly Bowles (memory is failing me here) were the hottest young co-ordinator candidates on the market when we hired them.
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Re: NFL Coaching Carousel 2024
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2024, 08:16:23 AM »
Saleh and possibly Bowles (memory is failing me here) were the hottest young co-ordinator candidates on the market when we hired them.

Bowles was not young when we hired him
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Re: NFL Coaching Carousel 2024
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2024, 08:24:42 AM »
Chairman Mao > Todd Bowles
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Re: NFL Coaching Carousel 2024
« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2024, 09:02:24 AM »
Chairman Mao > Todd Bowles
Mao didn't know how to develop a QB

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Re: NFL Coaching Carousel 2024
« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2024, 09:27:22 AM »
Mao didn't know how to develop a QB

If you brought this to Mao's attention, he executed you.
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