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« Reply #30 on: February 27, 2014, 01:09:59 PM »
A nice derriere or funbags could make up for the other, but I had to pick one, it's a nice derriere.  Usually a nice derriere is accompanied by a nice body anyway.

Yep. A nice derriere you can maintain and usually means nice legs and a great body as well. Big funbags on a young woman in her 20's is nice and all, but without cosmetic surgery they just go to excrement as she ages.

You're not going to find an awesome derriere on a fat chick unless you're into abnormally large and unproportional asses. Fat chicks tend to have bigger funbags, but I've always believed that big funbags on a fat chick are like abs on a scrawny guy. It doesn't count...

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« Reply #31 on: February 27, 2014, 01:14:24 PM »
I judge women solely based on their wrists.

I always thought of you as more of an "earlobe" kind of guy.

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« Reply #32 on: February 27, 2014, 03:56:24 PM »
Yes.  I don't know about just gravy, because I care about the other excrement, but face is easily the most important.  I don't want to bang a butter face.

Lol I used that word liberally.

I'd rather have a pretty face with a minor flaw in mother dept then a chick wit a banging body that looks like the predator.

A pretty face earns some leeway in my book.

But yeah, no land monsters I think that's a given for everyone

funbags are amazingly fun but I like some shape from the hips down. Some of these chicks wit cricket legs and NO derriere dudes drool over, just doesn't cut it for me

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« Reply #33 on: February 27, 2014, 03:57:36 PM »
Coach likes liberal amounts of gravy on his women.

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« Reply #34 on: February 27, 2014, 04:02:58 PM »
Coach likes liberal amounts of gravy on his women.

Scalding hot till the epidermis falls off the muscular structure

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« Reply #35 on: February 27, 2014, 04:13:54 PM »
Scalding hot till the epidermis falls off the muscular structure

OK, this thread took a turn for the weird.
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« Reply #36 on: February 27, 2014, 04:15:36 PM »
OK, this thread took a turn for the weird.

My favorite part of a woman is her sinew.

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« Reply #37 on: February 27, 2014, 04:23:53 PM »

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