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Re: Assorted 2024 Mock Drafts
« Reply #30 on: November 29, 2023, 12:42:38 PM »
We could call him Bowser.
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Re: Assorted 2024 Mock Drafts
« Reply #31 on: November 29, 2023, 02:48:31 PM »
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Re: Assorted 2024 Mock Drafts
« Reply #32 on: November 29, 2023, 02:51:33 PM »
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Re: Assorted 2024 Mock Drafts
« Reply #33 on: January 07, 2024, 08:15:59 PM »
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Re: Assorted 2024 Mock Drafts
« Reply #34 on: January 07, 2024, 08:21:29 PM »
https://x.com/brettkollmann/status/1744162249189753167?s=46&t=e6vm1ybQ4I7pEpNpNEkBkg

Just gotta draft well, if we put our minds to it we can pick the right player
Bowers at 10 is gonna annoy me for the next 4 months
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Re: Assorted 2024 Mock Drafts
« Reply #35 on: January 07, 2024, 08:50:56 PM »
Bowers at 10 is gonna annoy me for the next 4 months

I’ll take it over a defensive player

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Re: Assorted 2024 Mock Drafts
« Reply #36 on: January 07, 2024, 08:53:46 PM »
I don't care if he tests like Vernon Davis...we can't take a tight end in the first round. 


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Re: Assorted 2024 Mock Drafts
« Reply #37 on: January 07, 2024, 08:57:12 PM »
I’ll take it over a defensive player
I'll take OT3 OR WR2/3 before a defensive player or TE1.

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Re: Assorted 2024 Mock Drafts
« Reply #38 on: January 07, 2024, 09:06:42 PM »
I’ll take it over a defensive player
A TE pick in the top 10 is worse than taking a defensive player
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Re: Assorted 2024 Mock Drafts
« Reply #39 on: January 07, 2024, 09:41:52 PM »
A TE pick in the top 10 is worse than taking a defensive player
Jared Verse would be poised to break out for us in 2025 after playing less than 60 snaps in 2024.

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Re: Assorted 2024 Mock Drafts
« Reply #40 on: January 07, 2024, 11:12:58 PM »
Jared Verse would be poised to break out for us in 2025 after playing less than 60 snaps in 2024.

Bowers, who is already a great blocker, would sit being Bawden and Yeboah because they’ve already earned it with their JAG performances
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Re: Assorted 2024 Mock Drafts
« Reply #41 on: January 08, 2024, 04:24:52 AM »
Jared Verse would be poised to break out for us in 2025 after playing less than 60 snaps in 2024.
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Re: Assorted 2024 Mock Drafts
« Reply #42 on: January 08, 2024, 08:59:44 AM »
We'll draft Cooper DeJean at 10. 

Sauce Gardner + DJ Reed + Michael Carter II at corner

Ashytn Davis + Cooper DeJean at safety

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Re: Assorted 2024 Mock Drafts
« Reply #43 on: January 08, 2024, 10:30:33 AM »
We'll draft Cooper DeJean at 10. 

Sauce Gardner + DJ Reed + Michael Carter II at corner

Ashytn Davis + Cooper DeJean at safety

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Are you moving DeJean to safety because that's where he'll likely play in the NFL, or are you that terrified of breaking the streak?
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Re: Assorted 2024 Mock Drafts
« Reply #44 on: January 08, 2024, 10:33:21 AM »
Are you moving DeJean to safety because that's where he'll likely play in the NFL, or are you that terrified of breaking the streak?

Moving him to safety because I'm racist
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