- Good luck Purdy, get well and after that I could give a shlt about the Niners.
- Rogers, very seductive but also with the chance that something comes up, the bottom falls out leading to SOJ
- Carr, just sign him...can't deal with the ho-hum ennui that comes with a Jacoby Brissett vet Jag
- Gardner Minshew's a 'clap' trap backseat tramp alright and has a mustache (to cover up the stretch marks) to boot...
for 2033: Carr, OL, WR, LB, S and P
on the bright side at least the Jets don't have a stupid effin' 'fly eagles fly' type fight song