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2023 Veteran QB Options
« on: November 23, 2022, 12:29:35 PM »
Aaron Rodgers
- Pros: one of the best QBs of all-time and has the highest ceiling
- Cons: may be washed, and may be a dick
- Initial verdict: Would be funny to replace Zach with Zach's idol. Overall, a good option.

Derek Carr
- Pros: still only 32 years old next year and has been an average to above average QB for most of his career. Good leader.
- Cons: might die behind our OL, might prefer to retire to worship Jesus than leave the Raiders
- Initial verdict: not sure he becomes available, but I think he's better than Jimmy G, so I'm fine with it.

Jimmy Garoppolo
- Pros: Handsome, Italian, knows the system, competent enough
- Cons: 49ers have tried to replace him for years because he's average at best
- Initial verdict: Makes a lot of sense, even if it's not overly exciting

Jacoby Brissett
- Pros: Might be similarly as good as Carr and Garoppolo at a lesser price. Has played decently this year.
- Cons: Probably worse than Carr and Jimmy G
- Initial verdict: If they actually want to give Zach another shot, Brissett might be the caliber vet we go after.

Geno Smith
- Pros: Has played better than any of the other QBs I've mentioned this season, and not particularly close. Might actually be good.
- Cons: Likely would never come here and fanbase irrationally hates him
- Initial verdict: If he hadn't previously played for the Jets, he might be the best option, but he did, so he ain't coming.

Lamar Jackson
- Pros: He's Lamar freaking Jackson
- Cons: Would have to pay him a shitload of money and he might get hurt
- Initial verdict: Would be a home run but no way Ravens let him walk

Daniel Jones
- Pros: He has some talent. Good arm, big, mobile.
- Cons: He's worse than everyone above on this list other than maybe Brissett, and he'd cost a lot more money than Brissett
- Initial verdict: Might be better with better weapons around him but probably will cost too much money for what he is

Gardner Minshew
- Pros: He's young and has been somewhat productive in limited action. Probably wouldn't cost a ton of money either
- Cons: Probably has the highest potential of anyone on this list to fall flat on his face
- Initial verdict: Probably the most intriguing guy out of the younger veterans, but I think I'd rather go for a more proven option.

Taylor Heinicke
- Pros: He's a gamer and his teammates seem to like him since he gets the most out of his talent
- Cons: He's not that talented and probably has gotten lucky with his turnover-worthy plays not being turnovers
- Initial verdict: He's 30 this offseason, so he isn't that young anymore, and unless he's a LOT cheaper, I'd rather look at Jimmy/Carr/etc.

Baker Mayfield
- Pros: None
- Cons: He sucks
- Initial verdict: He sucks. At least with Zach, you can bet on the talent. Baker wasn't drafted because he's a super talent. Would be cheap though.

Sam Darnold
- Pros: He's the nice one
- Cons: He's not a nice player
- Initial verdict: It would be funny, but it's hard to see the scenario where he fits in. Would be cheap though.
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Re: 2023 Veteran QB Options
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2022, 12:34:17 PM »
Rodgers is definitely a dick.
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« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2022, 12:34:47 PM »
Baker Mayfield
Sam Darnold
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« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2022, 12:36:58 PM »
Lamar is the dream.

Jimmy is the hope.

I want no part of Rodgers. The last Green Bay legend we signed showed his dick.
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« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2022, 12:37:22 PM »
Jimmy Garoppolo, Derek Carr, Gardner Minshew, or Taylor Heinicke

in this order
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« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2022, 12:38:37 PM »
(I think Woody pushes for Rodgers)
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« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2022, 12:38:40 PM »
I hate that this thread exists in November.

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« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2022, 12:39:27 PM »
Jimmy Garoppolo, Derek Carr, Gardner Minshew, or Taylor Heinicke

in this order

I'm fine with this. Do we leave Lamar off because he's never leaving Baltimore?
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« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2022, 12:39:31 PM »
I hate that this thread exists in November.

We made it further than we usually do
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« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2022, 12:39:48 PM »
I'm fine with this. Do we leave Lamar off because he's never leaving Baltimore?

Lamar is not going anywhere
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« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2022, 12:40:00 PM »
I hate that this thread exists in November.
Just trying to unclutter the Zach thread.

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« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2022, 12:40:44 PM »
Jimmy Garoppolo, Derek Carr, Gardner Minshew, or Taylor Heinicke

in this order

I actually like Heinicke, he’s a guy I could get behind if we need to go the “creative” route.

I can’t see any scenario where Rodgers is even an option.
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« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2022, 12:41:43 PM »
I was wishing for Geno's replacement since the moment we drafted him but where was this energy when he got benched for Vick in 2014?

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« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2022, 12:41:58 PM »
I'm fine with this. Do we leave Lamar off because he's never leaving Baltimore?
Just posted this in the Zach thread regarding Lamar.

Obviously this has to be option A.

The reality is Ravens will exclusive rights franchise him, and no matter what offer we can make, they have the opportunity to match. If they don’t we are giving up 2 first rounders. Which we would all gladly trade for a top 10 QB, but if we somehow manage to pull it off, we are looking at the combined, most expensive move in franchise history. It’s worth the risk, but it absolutely has to work out. It also has to require the ravens allowing him to leave.

Option B is Garrapollo IMO. C is Carr. If all of that fails, then we need to get creative.
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« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2022, 12:43:49 PM »
Lamar isn't option A

It's as retarded as the people who think Zach Wilson will still be good

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